HELP with text to girlfriend

[MuscleM4n]

its her 2nd year at uni


you mean it wont last long till i get it or some other dickhead??

 

[The Monkey Man]

That's what I'm saying...
He needs to man up, before she flys the coop -

Maybe he should make her think he is being pursued by another woman
than she will "do him" to try and seal the deal

If she thinks you are desirable to another woman, she will fly into your bed -

 

[MuscleM4n]

hrmm you got me thinking of a scheme monkey man

 

[Little Wing]

don't do it. she'll get jealous there will be a fight n no chance of sex.

 

[MuscleM4n]

i am too soft to try something like that anyway.

 

[Stu]

don't do it. she'll get jealous there will be a fight n no chance of sex.

dont listen to her, shes female. What would she know

 

[The Monkey Man]

dont listen to her, shes female. What would she know

Exactly, she's to proud to admit alot of women will totally go for that -

i am too soft to try something like that anyway

And that's why you haven't been there yet -


She's never gonna "BE READY"
You've gotta make her believe she needs YOU or she'll dry up

 

[THEUNIT(XXL)]

Originally Posted by Stu
dont listen to her, shes female. What would she know

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

No!

He needs to bring up sex as often as possible, & she needs to become more familiar
& at ease with the concept!

If you keep shying away from it, it will never happen... -

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
That's what I'm saying...
He needs to man up, before she flys the coop -

Maybe he should make her think he is being pursued by another woman
than she will "do him" to try and seal the deal

If she thinks you are desirable to another woman, she will fly into your bed -

DAMN I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT JUST ONE MESSAGE BUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! HAAHAHHAHAHAH VERY VERY VERY FUNNY.
THANK YOU CHAIN LINK AND MONKEY, AND OF COURSE MUSCLEMAN!!!!
Listen man, listen to them, these are some people that have their game down!
Oh and Chain link, I did not quote your long funny post but that whas funny as hell man, nice

 

[maniclion]

Tell her the truth, you just stroked off for the 3rd time today and are now contemplating either a nap or eating.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Tell her the truth, you just stroked off for the 3rd time today and are now contemplating either a nap or eating.

Tell her you're dying of cancer and only sex will cure you
when you come to see her next week...

(But don't trip on all the used condoms those other dude's left on the floor of her room)

 

[MyK]

'Hey sweetie! Wat u up 2? I hav jus been clearing up the house today. nothin exciting. u still watching the oc or have u had too much of that 4 one day? I wana b with u :-( X'

I would never say that to a girl! "clearing up the house" "nothing exciting" why don't you just tell her that your a boring loser and she should quit wasting her time with you and go out and find a guy who is fun and has a big cock and the balls to use it!

listen dude, you got to make your yourself a scare resource! like monkey said, suggest competition, dont say "I'm fucking someone else" instead tell her a story about some chick that wants to start working out and she asked you to help her out, show her the basics! imply competition for her!! get it?

also, always act like your busy, even if you not. no chick wants a guy who sits around all day eating chees puffs!

be an alpha male! always have something you want to do and do it, don't ask her what she wants to do! she wants you to tell her what shes doing!

and the sex thing! just assume that your gonna have sex with her, if theres any doubt in your mind that your not gonna fuck her! you won't! chicks can sense this shit!! be the alpha male!

 

[The Monkey Man]

I would never say that to a girl! "clearing up the house" "nothing exciting" why don't you just tell her that your a boring loser and she should quit wasting her time with you and go out and find a guy who is fun and has a big cock and the balls to use it!

listen dude, you got to make your yourself a scare resource! like monkey said, suggest competition, dont say "I'm fucking someone else" instead tell her a story about some chick that wants to start working out and she asked you to help her out, show her the basics! imply competition for her!! get it?

also, always act like your busy, even if you not. no chick wants a guy who sits around all day eating chees puffs!

be an alpha male! always have something you want to do and do it, don't ask her what she wants to do! she wants you to tell her what shes doing!

and the sex thing! just assume that your gonna have sex with her, if theres any doubt in your mind that your not gonna fuck her! you won't! chicks can sense this shit!! be the alpha male!

I don't know if he's gonna get this -

I may have to go to the UK and show his GF a good time

 

[Imwithstupid926]

Ask her if she's ok, talk to her about her, ask her stuff. And like go have sex.

 

[MyK]

I don't know if he's gonna get this -

I may have to go to the UK and show his GF a good time

shes probably ugly neway! he has no game so I doubt he could get a hot chick!

 

[Imwithstupid926]

He can get a hot chick. Just go have sex.

 

[MyK]

He can get a hot chick. Just go have sex.

ur hilarious

 

[AnnaDTX]

why dont u give us her number and we can send her some texts!!!!

 

[Imwithstupid926]

ur hilarious

I know

Get us some pics too

 

[MyK]

I know

Get us some pics too

get your own pics

 

[MuscleM4n]

yeah i need to act more busy and shit like that.

I am glad i provided some Sunday entertainment



"I would never say that to a girl! "clearing up the house" "nothing exciting"

What should i say instead? I lack inspiration in these kind of things

Tell her i have just been at the pub chatting to a load of girls and lie like that?

 

[MuscleM4n]

Tell her you're dying of cancer and only sex will cure you


LOL! i might use that one in the future

 

[MuscleM4n]

ok i have a story in my head!


When i chat to her tommorow on the phone, i am going to say something like this 'was at the gym today and was really annoying this girl interupted my workout and wanted me to show her how to deadlift properly, i just wanted to do my thing andgo out but she kept bugging me'

 

[goandykid]

Just ask questions... didn't you see 40 yr old virgin?

 

[Imwithstupid926]

NO no NO, just sweet talk her get her interested, then go to your bed room and see what she does. If nothing start kissing on the bed and rip her bra.

 

[Imwithstupid926]

40 year old virgin was so funny man! Watch it..!

 

[MuscleM4n]

yeah i saw it WITH her LOL

During the film i was thinking 'hopefully she gets upset about being a virgin through the film so she will sleep with me'

 

[goandykid]

40 year old virgin was so funny man! Watch it..!

Funniest movie of the summer, instant classic IMO

 

[MyK]

yeah i need to act more busy and shit like that.

I am glad i provided some Sunday entertainment



"I would never say that to a girl! "clearing up the house" "nothing exciting"

What should i say instead? I lack inspiration in these kind of things

Tell her i have just been at the pub chatting to a load of girls and lie like that?

no, no, no, because that implies that you were trying to pick up other girls!, what you do is casually bring up conversation about how theres a girl, whho happens to be cute, that you work with, go to school with, and she said that she thinks that you know what your doing with working out, and she wants you to take her to the gym and help her design a workout, show her exercises. this implies that other girls are interested in you, and they want to fuck you, makes you more valuable, and you are doing nothing wrong!

Its all in the implication, heres some rules:

If in doubt say nothing!
learn how to read body language and do it!
always communicate with an outcome in mind! have a mission
dont talk to girls unless your in a good mood

theres tons of info on the web about how to seduce women, study it if you want to get hot chicks, or if you want mediocer chicks and only get laid by chance don't!

 

[Imwithstupid926]

dude do like I say it works man. It's easy.

 

[MyK]

ok i have a story in my head!


When i chat to her tommorow on the phone, i am going to say something like this 'was at the gym today and was really annoying this girl interupted my workout and wanted me to show her how to deadlift properly, i just wanted to do my thing andgo out but she kept bugging me'

yess, thats good, now your getting it!