HELP with text to girlfriend

[MyK]

dude do like I say it works man. It's easy.

your 12 yrs old!

 

[Chain Link]

DAMN I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT JUST ONE MESSAGE BUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! HAAHAHHAHAHAH VERY VERY VERY FUNNY.
THANK YOU CHAIN LINK AND MONKEY, AND OF COURSE MUSCLEMAN!!!!
Listen man, listen to them, these are some people that have their game down!
Oh and Chain link, I did not quote your long funny post but that whas funny as hell man, nice

Glad I could provide some Sunday ammusement.. I didnt really think it was funny that girl started to piss me off half way through the post.

 

[MuscleM4n]

huh?

what girl pissed you off chain link?

 

[Chain Link]

huh?

what girl pissed you off chain link?

I was j/k

I meant that your girlfriends text messaging habits were starting to frustrate ME

Although I was tempted to copy that and send it to my g/f, LOL

If you had used it and posted some positive feedback I would have!

 

[GFR]

This chick needs to get fucked....if you cant do the job then its time to walk away.

 

[The Monkey Man]

This chick needs to get fucked....if you cant do the job then its time to walk away

And admit you're gay -

 

[Chain Link]

MuscleM4n! This is a reminder.
In the morning(When you will likely read this) send your g/f a text message at about the same time you got hers, in the same format as hers was-

"hey hun how r u today?(Ask how she is)

doin nethin interestin?(Ask if shes doing anything worth spending 10 minutes typing a text message out to explain)

im watchin th oc wiv ashley-its such a gd series!(Tell her what you're doing, or come up with some bs, and mention how great it is)

hope ur k.x x x(Hope urk? xxx? Suggest she watch some porn and throw up? I didnt really get that part myself )"

Whatever she replies with should be easier to respond too.
Also, read, learn, and worship the seduction guide