Her breasts had exploded with milk...i wasnt very happy!!!!!

[KONAN]

It was Thursday and i couldnt believe i was still love-making with this girl i met at the 7-11 store. It had been at least 23 hours since we hadnt got out of bed!! She kept pulling me back in everytime i felt like getting out. What was wrong with her. Ive never met a girl who had red hair yet spoke so beautifully in her mother tongue.

She certainly knew how to turn me on! She went down on me at least twice and vibrated her lips as she hummed out a whole paragraph of the lord of the rings film (but in elvish). But what i didnt know was that she was 9 months pregnant. She hid it very well. Unfortunaly i got collared with the entire lactating business. It just gushed out like there was no tomorrow. And there wouldnt be a tomorrow...cos after that episode by her, she was immediatley kicked out of my flat and never to be seen....again.........

 

[GFR]

Keep this boring drivel in open chat son.

 

[Martinogdenbsx]

Keep this boring drivel in open chat son.

True story,we want some hardcore action in here

 

[shiznit2169]

It was Thursday and i couldnt believe i was still love-making with this girl i met at the 7-11 store. It had been at least 23 hours since we hadnt got out of bed!! She kept pulling me back in everytime i felt like getting out. What was wrong with her. Ive never met a girl who had red hair yet spoke so beautifully in her mother tongue.

She certainly knew how to turn me on! She went down on me at least twice and vibrated her lips as she hummed out a whole paragraph of the lord of the rings film (but in elvish). But what i didnt know was that she was 9 months pregnant. She hid it very well. Unfortunaly i got collared with the entire lactating business. It just gushed out like there was no tomorrow. And there wouldnt be a tomorrow...cos after that episode by her, she was immediatley kicked out of my flat and never to be seen....again.........

You didn't know? Dude, she would have a fat belly. Either you're a blind man walking or you have an IQ of 50 which is very RARE at Ironmag.

 

[NeilPearson]

You didn't know? Dude, she would have a fat belly. Either you're a blind man walking or you have an IQ of 50 which is very RARE at Ironmag.

... or she was 350 pounds before she got pregnant so the extra pregnancy weight was hardly noticable

 

[Pedigree]

It was Thursday and i couldnt believe i was still love-making with this girl i met at the 7-11 store. It had been at least 23 hours since we hadnt got out of bed!! She kept pulling me back in everytime i felt like getting out. What was wrong with her. Ive never met a girl who had red hair yet spoke so beautifully in her mother tongue.

She certainly knew how to turn me on! She went down on me at least twice and vibrated her lips as she hummed out a whole paragraph of the lord of the rings film (but in elvish). But what i didnt know was that she was 9 months pregnant. She hid it very well. Unfortunaly i got collared with the entire lactating business. It just gushed out like there was no tomorrow. And there wouldnt be a tomorrow...cos after that episode by her, she was immediatley kicked out of my flat and never to be seen....again.........

I wonder if any of this will be shown on the MTV Cribs episode he's supposedly going to be on.

 

[Gazhole]

I wonder if any of this will be shown on the MTV Cribs episode he's supposedly going to be on.

We can only hope.