I think Danny is dyslexic. Seriously! I've seen this kind of keyboarding before and he is definitely dipshitlexic!
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hiding razors in your mouth?
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He's not. He just types with his skull.
That was the first thing I thought.
Close!! I think he is just a retard dipshit, who likes a cock in his ass and a cock in his mouth.
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Hahahahaha, the danny retard megathread is in full swing. I hope this one doesn't run out of steam.
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OMG, it's been soooo long since we had one of these kinda threads!
They sure are the best sort of threads. By miles.
"A good manner is the best letter of recommendation among strangers. Civility, refinement and gentleness are passports to hearts and homes, while awkwardness, coarseness and gruffness are met with locked doors and closed hearts".
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"Awkwardness of attitude betrays a want of good home training..."
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he shouldn't be banned..dude is funny
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2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
Is Danny black?
If so, he is the sole reason why racism is so prominent in American culture.
If so, he is the sole reason why racism is so prominent in American culture.
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No, he's white. And now I have to hate white people, too.
well for one, anyone of us would go to jail for kicking your ass because your underage. other than that. there isnt a person on this forum LW and mino included who wouldnt whip your ass before you were even able to get your hands up.
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I think that he's taken one too many shots to the head. But I don't think he's been in any fights, either. 
Well then, Danny is the sole reason why white people suck then.
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* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
* You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
* Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
* Every calendar's days are numbered.
* A lot of money is tainted - It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
* A plateau is a high form of flattery.
* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
* Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
* Acupuncture is a jab well done
* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
this one is funny when you consider low riding pants.
this one is funny when you consider low riding pants.
I think that he's taken one too many shots to the head. But I don't think he's been in any fights, either.
penis whipped in prison?
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Well, considering what low riding jeans mean on a guy, I think it would be better worded this way:
Those who get too big for their britches will get in the end.
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penis whipped in prison?
Has danny been banned yet?
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No.
