How do you ask a girl if she had a c-section?

[Bowden]

you're an idiot. when i was in college i met a 15 year old lesbian that loved to be fisted. no she didn't have kids. i've had two and it's hard getting two fingers in there if i'm not wet or lubed. and no, i never had a c section. what are you like 12? a virgin? girls can have a huge pussy before they even have kids. you're just going to have to get in there and see for yourself if she's dumb enough to fuck a complete sexual idiot.

Pics of you fisting said 15 year old lesbian or it never happened.

 

[Little Wing]

Pics of you fisting said 15 year old lesbian or it never happened.

i didn't go there.

 

[independent]

You can also bend her over doggie with her legs closed for more friction.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Lw gives me wood with words

 

[[SIL]]

who needs pussy anyway..cock is where its at

 

[HFO3]

I've been on a few dates with this really hot chick and she has a kid. I like kids, but if she gave birth naturally and ruined her pussy, I'm just not interested. I don't want to waste any more time/money without knowing.

How do you meatheads think I should work this into conversation?

no offense here bro, you're probably a young kid...
You should save yourself, the mother and her child the coming misery. If this ^^^ concerns you, I would hate to see your reaction if you're faced with an actual crisis. By the way, giving birth doesn't ruin the pussy, lol.

 

[Renaissance Man]

Say... " who carved you up with a rusty car key" ?

lol jk... but srsly OP is totally gay

 

[jadean]

no offense here bro, you're probably a young kid...
You should save yourself, the mother and her child the coming misery. If this ^^^ concerns you, I would hate to see your reaction if you're faced with an actual crisis. By the way, giving birth doesn't ruin the pussy, lol.

This is exactly what I was thinking. Wife has already had 2 kids with a 3rd on the way and the sex is still as good as the first date.

 

[bigdippin]

I will say this. My current GF had a kid before I got with her. Had it natural and she has the tightest pussy I have ever been in. Just because you had a kid, doesn't mean your all stretched out and shit.

 

[KelJu]

no offense here bro, you're probably a young kid...
You should save yourself, the mother and her child the coming misery. If this ^^^ concerns you, I would hate to see your reaction if you're faced with an actual crisis. By the way, giving birth doesn't ruin the pussy, lol.

Sometimes it does.

 

[dave 236]

Lw gives me wood with words

Oh yeah! Im not alone.

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[dave 236]

there's also the trick of pounding that pussy while she has a but plug in her ass to tighten the vag up.

You actually made me forget what the thread was about for a second.

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[Zaphod]

I've been on a few dates with this really hot chick and she has a kid. I like kids, but if she gave birth naturally and ruined her pussy, I'm just not interested. I don't want to waste any more time/money without knowing.

How do you meatheads think I should work this into conversation?

My wife has given birth naturally to three kids. She's still tight and I'm average in the dick department. Get over your size issues and "tight as a virgin" fantasies.

 

[s2h]

I've been on a few dates with this really hot chick and she has a kid. I like kids, but if she gave birth naturally and ruined her pussy, I'm just not interested. I don't want to waste any more time/money without knowing.

How do you meatheads think I should work this into conversation?

Are you dating Nun?...couple dates you should have already been in the c-section area..

Try adding alcohol to these dates...cause flat out asking if she had a c-section isn't gonna work out well....

BTW....you must have a pretty small cawk if your worried about her being worn out after one kid...

 

[s2h]

you're an idiot. when i was in college i met a 15 year old lesbian that loved to be fisted. no she didn't have kids. i've had two and it's hard getting two fingers in there if i'm not wet or lubed. and no, i never had a c section. what are you like 12? a virgin? girls can have a huge pussy before they even have kids. you're just going to have to get in there and see for yourself if she's dumb enough to fuck a complete sexual idiot.

Are these normal fingers the two you speak of?..or a larger stubby type finger from say a Nordic Woodsman?..


PS...any chance you have the lesbians # or Addy?....I'm a big boxing fan...

 

[Christsean]

Yes, I am kind of an asshole, that is for sure. But, in my defense I dated this girl that was smoking hot, had a kid, and made me wait a really long time for sex saying she had only been with a few guys and wanted to make sure it was more than just dating/sex. Not a problem, I down with that. Dated for like a month and finally I got some and it wasn't good at all. I have a normal length, fairly girthy member, and this girl was so loose that I just couldn't see myself in a relationship at all. Now, she was emotionally invested and I was the asshole! She was pissed and thought "once I got what I wanted I bailed." Terrible situation. I want to avoid that at all costs, so normally if a girl is making me wait more than a few dates then I start to wonder how it will play out.

I tried to ask her about the child birth experience even told her about this girl in my office that is pregnant and trying to decide if c-section is right for her, and I thinking she would offer up some insight about her situation. Nothing.

See, I don't want to waste her time or get her emotions involved, so this is not just about me being shallow.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! You should tell her just what you said here ^^^^. Then explain to her that before either of you go any further and get emotionally attached, you need to see if she fits.

She is going to appreciate your honesty and probably let you try it out right then and there.

Or you should make a cast of your member and give it to your new prospect to try on for size. If she likes it she's a keeper!! I can see either technique making for a wonderful first date or post party pick up line.

Good luck!

 

[westb51]

I read IM while I take shits, this time is no exception. That said I have the weirdest boner right now.

Btw OP is goofball.

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[futureMrO]

if your hand fits up it its no good, however if yours and one of your friends hands fit up it then its golden

 

[heckler7]

I've been on a few dates with this really hot chick and she has a kid. I like kids, but if she gave birth naturally and ruined her pussy, I'm just not interested. I don't want to waste any more time/money without knowing.

How do you meatheads think I should work this into conversation?

same way you ask your boyfriend if he bleaches his asshole

 

[Little Wing]

Are these normal fingers the two you speak of?..or a larger stubby type finger from say a Nordic Woodsman?..


PS...any chance you have the lesbians # or Addy?....I'm a big boxing fan...

2 girls fingers. and no we lost touch a long time ago.

 

[maniclion]

If such a thing were true penis pumps would actually make your dick bigger, but for some reason the human body is just too elastic for that too happen, and boy am I glad because one time I went on an opiate bender for 4 days straight and didn't take a dump once. Day 5 I got stomach pains like someone had kicked me in the nuts and hurried to the bathroom expecting squirts and instead got a sphincter tester that looked like a beer bottle, the 40 oz kind, followed by a 30 second release of pent up gas so explosive my hole was blapping like whoopee cushion and stung a little. I thought I was going to have to wear diapers for life now that I blew out my o-ring, I was sure if I looked in a mirror I would rival the goatse guy. But when I went to wipe the paper was vacuumed into a void, it felt same as always overcooked calamari like... I gave birth to at least a 3 pound of brown and my balloon knot snapped right back.

The vulva can looked like it could swallow an elephant dick, but the vaginal canal can barely take a hot dog, so outside visuals tell you nothing either. And if you've done any tantric stuff and done the the plant and rest you'll know how she can squeeze your dick pretty damned tight with her pc aka pubococcygeus muscles. Also just like men womens sex parts become engorged as well.

I've noticed that if I go in and do some smooth strokes and then jack hammer the shit out of her, then stop inside I can feel her tightening even if she doesn't squeeze her pc's, I think that is designed to keep the sperm from leaking out after the deed. Once you get that started you can go nice and slow, lift her hips up and try to hit the g-spot while thumb rubbing her clit.

If you want a tighter feel spread her legs a little, just enough to see her clam closed, straddle her with your legs outside, slide in and then close her legs, I then like to reach under and grab her both her ass cheeks, squeeze tight and lift her up wards my trying to do more vertical strokes so my shaft is rubbing her clit... I've found this is closest to becoming a human Jack Rabbit vibrator...

 

[Renaissance Man]

^^^ You should post more often... well met.

 

[DOBE]

Hmm.... try this: Dam'n bitch you must have been really fat before the tummy tuck or is that scar from a c-section.

 

[Aries1]

I've been on a few dates with this really hot chick and she has a kid. I like kids, but if she gave birth naturally and ruined her pussy, I'm just not interested. I don't want to waste any more time/money without knowing.

How do you meatheads think I should work this into conversation?

Fuck her and then bounce. Case closed.