How easily do you get offended?

[IRM]

I had sex with your dog.

Fuck! He just got his flee and tick shots, but I doubt the vet has anything to counter Herpes!

 

[ALBOB]

Guy's motives are even simpler. We just wanna stick our peckers in you.

And you try to accomplish that by saying potentially offensive things to them? How's that working for you?

 

[ALBOB]

rarely. it takes a lot to offend me. usually i am more the one doing the offending.

You're short and Jodi could kick your ass.

 

[min0 lee]

Fuck! He just got his flee and tick shots, but I doubt the vet has anything to counter Herpes!

.....but I got it from your....

 

[maniclion]

I don't care what anyone says or thinks about me.

I just take their harsh words and lock it in a vault in my mind to use as fuel for helping me reach a goal later down the line.

I consider it all constructive criticism...no matter the brutality put behind it....

 

[IRM]

.....but I got it from your....

I threw a Herpes tomato at you?

 

[soxmuscle]

You're small, chump.

You're going to have to dig a lot a bit deeper...

 

[soxmuscle]

I'm far from sensitive, believe me. It's hard to explain.

I'm trying to think of an example...

I wish I thought of one instead of actually doing one tonight...

Basically, I walked this girl I like/d home from class, made an iffy comment in jest that made it seem like I was a slacker in school. Some girls like that, some girls don't, but I kind of got the vibe that it was a bad thing that I procrastinate and now I'm kicking myself for it.

You could tell me my mom gave you a rusty trombone and I wouldn't give a shit, but when I make a comment that was "iffy" (not even that bad), it's consuming my head.


My mind is fucked.