stfu, you 5'8'' pale complected sand nighurI'm 6'3, jerked and tan, and worthy of an order, so just send me the order form hon and it will all be good. So far not rebates have been requested.![]()

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stfu, you 5'8'' pale complected sand nighurI'm 6'3, jerked and tan, and worthy of an order, so just send me the order form hon and it will all be good. So far not rebates have been requested.![]()
If you want anatomically correct it comes in 5'5", no package, and big tits. But only a select group are allowed to place an order.
You'll do nothing and like it, you old bastard.i would pay for you to try, you ignorant little fuck.
True.i'm 42. how old are you, cock sucker??
my daughter is in college and doesn't have much money, but she said she has something in the mail for me. i'm in better shape than most of the guys her age (according to her) so i doubt she's sending anything you mentioned.
my son is 13, obviously he has no money. he will make something for me or do something really cool for me and that will be more than enough.
what are you getting your dad? oh, let me guess, you are a spoiled, stupid, selfish little motherfucker that cares about nobody but themselves and aren't getting him anything.
OR
you are fucking trailer-trash that has a meth-head whore for a mother and you have no idea who your dad is, thus you don't have to bother.
which is it??
True.
One.
Albob.
/Endthread
you're not missing anything. he never is funny or clever or interesting... he's just another angry little shit storm spreading poo.
i'm actually older than Reddog and even Albob.
Aries1 is a wet behind the ears little baby. people who have actually had great lives, done amazing things and are still full of life with so much of it left in front of them are not bothered by the number of their years. mine were AMAZING fucking years with things in them this little puke can't even imagine. he is spending his glory days being a little mouthy shithead on a bodybuilding forum and i'm supposed to cry because he's saying i'm old? when i was his age i was too busy to sit still and accumulate so many "oh look what an asshole i am posts."
why hasn't Aries1 been banned anyway? he's no better than the kid with 75 user names and if you read the shit he spews at people all the time it reads as if this is just another of Striker's names. Striker gets banned repeatedly for doing nothing but attacking members and spreading a layer of caustic asshole smegma on the forum via his posts. does Aries 1 do any different?
Aries1 eat your wheaties baby boy and take a walk outside your door. there's something called a life out there that might be more fun than running around in your diaper hatin on people who you so stupidly assume care they are old. i'm willing to bet that the guys you shit on for being old could knock your ass out with one punch and that's why you sit behind your keyboard and focus on them rather than the things you should be doing at your age.
or maybe you need to stick close to home and make sure your crack whore mother's johns don't get too rough? maybe she fucks old men and that's your problem with the older guys on here??? whatever the fuck it is your m.o. has gotten OLD. at least think up something more interesting to do here than pissing yourself saying "you're old, you're old" to members like some hysterical mental case asshole fixated on age.
old people who had and have great lives do not WANT to be 25 again we would lose the golden things those years have brought us. what have your years brought you? the best you can do today is be an asshole to people on the internet. wow. i'm so jealous.![]()
wow he really has infuriated some folks here
in your sig, it should be "you're".
just sayin. . .
oh shit grammar police
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and Striker is gone. i say Aries1 should have been gone a long time ago too. am i missing some other way he relates to people here or contributes anything besides contempt for members?
just fuckin' with ya. the "spelling police" just got me in another thread, lol.
Private message would be, I'm guessing, some other way he relates to people. And, fwiw, unlike Striker., Aries1 keeps almost exclusively to Anything Goes.
He said elsewhere -- and I tend to agree -- banning should be for those special people who out personal info, however I have been banning Striker. as soon as I recognize him.
Fickle mod is fickle.
Fwiw, I couldn't spell the damned word either.
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BUT I KNEW YOU WUZ WRONG!
Wow, I go away for a three day floor shuffleboard tornament in Boca and this is what I come back tooactually older than Reddog? I'm gonna say 5.
He's that guy in the gym who hangs around in the steam room area. Gets there at 6am, doesnt leave until 11:30. Does total of 3 sets with ultra light weight that the girl before him left on the bar. His routine during SFW is mostly pocket pool in his track pants while he oggles the 20 something chicks, who are totally creeped out.
i bet reddog could still put you over knee and spank you ass, lol.
i'm actually older than Reddog and even Albob.
Aries1 is a wet behind the ears little baby. people who have actually had great lives, done amazing things and are still full of life with so much of it left in front of them are not bothered by the number of their years. mine were AMAZING fucking years with things in them this little puke can't even imagine. he is spending his glory days being a little mouthy shithead on a bodybuilding forum and i'm supposed to cry because he's saying i'm old? when i was his age i was too busy to sit still and accumulate so many "oh look what an asshole i am posts."
why hasn't Aries1 been banned anyway? he's no better than the kid with 75 user names and if you read the shit he spews at people all the time it reads as if this is just another of Striker's names. Striker gets banned repeatedly for doing nothing but attacking members and spreading a layer of caustic asshole smegma on the forum via his posts. does Aries 1 do any different?
Aries1 eat your wheaties baby boy and take a walk outside your door. there's something called a life out there that might be more fun than running around in your diaper hatin on people who you so stupidly assume care they are old. i'm willing to bet that the guys you shit on for being old could knock your ass out with one punch and that's why you sit behind your keyboard and focus on them rather than the things you should be doing at your age.
or maybe you need to stick close to home and make sure your crack whore mother's johns don't get too rough? maybe she fucks old men and that's your problem with the older guys on here??? whatever the fuck it is your m.o. has gotten OLD. at least think up something more interesting to do here than pissing yourself saying "you're old, you're old" to members like some hysterical mental case asshole fixated on age.
old people who had and have great lives do not WANT to be 25 again we would lose the golden things those years have brought us. what have your years brought you? the best you can do today is be an asshole to people on the internet. wow. i'm so jealous.![]()
i would like to order 2, please.
Unfortunately those days are behind you, old man. I'd fuck your old ass up just to post the pictures.
Come on CD, couldnt you just give us one of these type of pics?
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Meltdowns are priceless.
What exactly is sound about telling someone you only know on the internet to be hit by a drunk driver?
Insane jugheads like that cause emotionally fragile people to commit suicide like that college kid who was "cyberbullied".
Nice shot of your great grandfather (or mother). Now I know where your epic fucktardedness comes from, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
What a sorry attempt @ dodging my question with such wishy-washy bullshit.
You knowing the meaning of "sound reasoning" is the best joke I've seen all year.