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juggernaut2005

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Lol gross question, but ever since I started dieting and eating 6 small meals/day I've been taking atomic *dumps* once every day.. Is that normal? Before it was once every 3-4 days.. Kinda freaking me out :thumb:

ps: this is a serious question :finger:
 
juggernaut2005 said:
Lol gross question, but ever since I started dieting and eating 6 small meals/day I've been taking atomic *dumps* once every day.. Is that normal? Before it was once every 3-4 days.. Kinda freaking me out :thumb:

ps: this is a serious question :finger:
Before your diet you only shit every 3 or 4 days??? :eek:
 
ForemanRules said:
Before your diet you only shit every 3 or 4 days??? :eek:

yes b4 I started eating 6 small meals /day and taking a lot of fiber I was going once every 3-4 days.. sometimes Id go once a week.. my g/f goes once a week currently but she takes no fiber (pretty much) and she is always stuffed ..lol
 
juggernaut2005 said:
yes b4 I started eating 6 small meals /day and taking a lot of fiber I was going once every 3-4 days.. sometimes Id go once a week.. my g/f goes once a week currently but she takes no fiber (pretty much) and she is always stuffed ..lol
#1 both of you go and see a proctoligest as soon as possible.
#2 do not tap that "ass" until she gets help
 
I used to go every other day or so, but 3-4 is defenitely not normal. ONCE A WEEK!?! Are you eating anything?

I go about once a day now.
 
ForemanRules said:
#1 both of you go and see a proctoligest as soon as possible.
#2 do not tap that "ass" until she gets help

hmm now im concerned.. should I still see a doctor? I go once a day now and on rare occassions twice.. but my g/f has gone a week w/o going and goes once every 3-4days.. Ill have her see a doctor
 
once right away as I finnish my morning oats n whey, than another usually an hour or so later after my 3rd or 4th cup of coffee, like clockwork everyday.
 
juggernaut2005 said:
hmm now im concerned.. should I still see a doctor? I go once a day now and on rare occassions twice.. but my g/f has gone a week w/o going and goes once every 3-4days.. Ill have her see a doctor
Tell me more about your girlfriends shitting routine, I'm somehow fascinated by it.
I would bet she is lying to you....she knows men don't like to think about their woman taking a huge hairy dump....I bet she shits 9 or 10 times a week.
 
juggernaut2005 said:
hmm now im concerned.. should I still see a doctor? I go once a day now and on rare occassions twice.. but my g/f has gone a week w/o going and goes once every 3-4days.. Ill have her see a doctor
I don't think you need to see a doctor (or your girlfriend), especially if you are now starting to go more regularly, but you need to let her know that it is very unhealthy to be going to the bathroom that infrequently. And you should also let her know that lack of fibre puts you at risk of things like colon/intestinal cancer.

Have your girlfriend increase her fibre intake - if she will not eat high fibre foods (vegetables, brans, legumes, fruits) then consider getting a fibre supplement such as psyllium powder then add this to her diet - and just increasing her intake until she becomes more 'regular'... With a good figure (for most people) being about once/day.... But do it slowly so her intestines 'adapt'.

The 'recommended daily intake' of fibre is horribly inadequate too - so don't go off that fibre. I would get her to aim for a minimum of 30-35g/day.

Also - it doesn't matter if it is a little more than once/day - but I would stop the fibre intake if you start to go more than about 2 to 3 times a day! :grin: Once you get to this level you will undoubtably start to compromise your nutrient absorption.
 
ForemanRules said:
Tell me more about your girlfriends shitting routine, I'm somehow fascinated by it.
I would bet she is lying to you....she knows men don't like to think about their woman taking a huge hairy dump....I bet she shits 9 or 10 times a week.
:laugh: Your sick
 
ForemanRules said:
Tell me more about your girlfriends shitting routine, I'm somehow fascinated by it.
I would bet she is lying to you....she knows men don't like to think about their woman taking a huge hairy dump....I bet she shits 9 or 10 times a week.

I doubt if my g/f would lie to me about this.. I KNOW for a fact she has gone 4 days w/o taking a crap cuz we stayed at home for 4 days straight (lol gotta love vacation).. besides, why would she lie to me abut taking craps.. she farts on me sometimes (yeah 6 yrs and going strong..lol) I believe shes gone a week w/o taking a crap.. and I am 100% positive she goes 2-3times/week.. Her diet is weird, she barely eats and I know she gets like 1grm of fiber/day lol
 
wtf once a week? thats bullshit man wtf. i go 2-3 times a day. im comfortable with my g/f we sometimes take shit infront of each other its cool.
 
if you dont go at least 2 times a day (each a considerable amount) then you are constipated. think of all the food you eat, theres no way anyone digests/absorbs 100% of what they eat so all that shit (literally) is still in your colon...toxic stuff there....
 
BruiseKnee said:
if you dont go at least 2 times a day (each a considerable amount) then you are constipated. think of all the food you eat, theres no way anyone digests/absorbs 100% of what they eat so all that shit (literally) is still in your colon...toxic stuff there....

eww
 
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dAMvN said:
wtf once a week? thats bullshit man wtf. i go 2-3 times a day. im comfortable with my g/f we sometimes take shit infront of each other its cool.

lol trust me I know she has gone 4days w/o crapping and I seriously dont doubt a week.. I just bought her some metameusel (or how ever u spell that thing) and she started taking them.. we'll see what happens and NO she is not anorexic..lol
 
99hawkins said:
That's crazy! What are you, a shit machine?[/QUOTE

whats the longest turd you ever laid ? 2 feet ?
 
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