How often do you masterbate

[bulletproof1]

she dont want gas powered. she wants luke powered.

 

[Luke9583]

That's just wrong.

That reminds me of this one rental car I had once.

 

[shutupntra1n]

Tell us about it mmmmm

 

[BoneCrusher]

Shutupntra1n if you can get your boy and your toy in one bed you are bound to get "Lucky" indeed ...

 

[Luke9583]

Tell us about it mmmmm

it was all sticky

 

[shutupntra1n]

Strangely since the modern creation of electric powered machinery I have been single

 

[shutupntra1n]

Complain now my dear but I'm not the one that will end up with arthritis by 25

 

[BoneCrusher]

Sex lowers your risk of arthritis?

 

[Luke9583]

I just REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want prostate cancer

 

[shutupntra1n]

I just REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want prostate cancer

Nobody is here to condemn your self gratification We are supposed to be in this together

We need a new thread called MA... Masturbaters anonymous... Where's poor BoneCrusher on this one

 

[Luke9583]

she dont want gas powered. she wants luke powered.

LMAO! I just saw this one. This is how my dreams have been starting out lately Damn those are long dreams.

 

[shutupntra1n]

LMAO! I just saw this one. This is how my dreams have been starting out lately Damn those are long dreams.

When you wake up is your pillow gone???

 

[Luke9583]

When you wake up is your pillow gone???

don't know, I wake up on the floor.

 

[gr81]

We need a new thread called MA... Masturbaters anonymous...

shit we already have a team, come and join in, we had lettermen jackets made.. lol

 

[Luke9583]

SHHHHH dont tell her before the ceremonial initiatoin!

 

[Burner02]

jeez...I go away for a while...I come back and it's two pages later!

Dam, Luke-
just saw your stats...You re at where I should friggin be. Good job!

 

[shutupntra1n]

jeez...I go away for a while...I come back and it's two pages later!

Dam, Luke-
just saw your stats...You re at where I should friggin be. Good job!

Hi Burner

 

[Burner02]

howdy!
Whatch'all doing tonight?
Me? I'm in between pay checks....so not much...

 

[Burner02]

Or, I guess the correct answer to that would be:
What am I doing tonight?
BAck!

 

[shutupntra1n]

howdy!
Whatch'all doing tonight?
Me? I'm in between pay checks....so not much...

I'm going to the gym like a good girl. Delts and traps! Yeaaaaaaahhhhh!

 

[Burner02]

you do those together as well?
Suh-weet!

So....you wanna be a cop? That is awesome! evil doers beware!
There will be a new sherriff in town..she is hot, she is in control!
please welcome, S-Train!

By the way...procedures:
I will lead. It's all in the commands.

Ma'am, I am gonna need you to bend over at the waist and do whatever the nice officer tells you!

 

[Luke9583]

Thanks Burner!

 

[Burner02]

not a problem!

ok..it's 11:30 on a Friday night on the East Coast...why are you here, online?

 

[shutupntra1n]

Yall discussing me when I'm not here huh

 

[Burner02]

well, you are here now..so we don't have to!

and..my question goes to you as well:
it's now midnight on a FRIDAY and you are here on-line...what gives?
so..do you have one of those 'joysee acents?

 

[shutupntra1n]

Some words I guess. Depends who I'm talking to. I'm home b/c I'm a homebody. After working all day and going to the gym after I'm beat. Plus my favorite show is on Friday nights. All my buddies just go to the bar and get smashed. (not my style)

 

[Burner02]

what's the show?
Mine just finished: The Amazing Race.

I was stationed witha friend of mine in California. He was from Seaford, Long Island, Ny.
I used to mimick his accent..now some words just come out wiht a muttled accent..

so..who's this nearly nekkid woman in your sig?

 

[shutupntra1n]

I was watching Third Watch. The woman is Chyna after she didn't do WWF anymore

 

[camarosuper6]

The dollar store has 4 packs of batteries for a dollar... in case ya wanted to know

 

[camarosuper6]

Chyna looks a LOT better now that she doenst look like a complete man.