How often do you masterbate

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Johnnny
I know what you mean. But regards to BabsieGirl's question, I'll never prefer masturbation over sex especially if it's with my girlfriend. Sure it's good if you're really horny & in a hurry to get off, but it's always more fun with your woman there.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Mr.Attitude
If i'm stressed or just not in the mood then i prefer to whack one off on my own.

Okay, I'm confused by this statement.

Not in the mood for s.e.x yet in the mood to rub one off.......Maybe you have to be a man to understand this one

 

[Johnnny]

How often is that? Sometimes we only have time to do it 3 or 4 times a week & sometimes only just once. We don't always have time to do it everyday or 6 times in a night like we sometimes do.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Are you talking to me?

 

[Johnnny]

A couple of posts by another guy I forget his name seem to have been removed. This morning it was right above my question. He said he never masturbates as he lets his girlfriend take care of that. & I was asking him how often does he do it with his girlfriend to never have the need or urge to indulge in self pleasure.

 

[Johnnny]

My question was for Ogun. I see his post wasn't taken down, but for some reason my question was posted after yours. So Ogun, how often does your girlfriend take care of you? LOL

 

[hardasnails1973]

well when on test may be 3 times a day normally 1-2. damn callous hurts too. I swear some times shit don't go down and almost have to slam it in the door. Add tribestan and thats a nother story..

 

[Ogun]

Originally posted by Johnnny
My question was for Ogun. I see his post wasn't taken down, but for some reason my question was posted after yours. So Ogun, how often does your girlfriend take care of you? LOL

As many times as I want. I really like it when she rubs the jewels while she whispers naughty stuff into my ear. I blow so much fluid I cover my stomach and I need to drink a half gallon of water cause I am dehydrated. Women are so cool.

 

[Johnnny]

Sounds like fun, but what do you do to return the favor?

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by hardasnails1973
well when on test may be 3 times a day normally 1-2. damn callous hurts too. I swear some times shit don't go down and almost have to slam it in the door. Add tribestan and thats a nother story..

Of all people, I never thought I'd see you in here........Thanks for sharing! 3 times a day

 

[Ogun]

Originally posted by Johnnny
Sounds like fun, but what do you do to return the favor?

To paraphrase Forrest Gump: "I do whatever she asks me to do."

 

[Johnnny]

Cool. Remember to give when you receive.

 

[rantheman]

p;aying the skin flute......i guess i am a musicly inclined

 

[Johnnny]

Ha Ha Ha LOL.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

ok guys if youve never done this b4 try it now

take a bath and masturbate

but make sure when you ejaculate
your penis is fully under water

Its so weird it like slowly oozes out almost and then gets all whispy
and it feels so good b/c of the extended release time

 

[Sandra]

I miss my massaging shower head....*sigh*

 

[V Player]

Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
but make sure when you ejaculate
your penis is fully under water

Its so weird it like slowly oozes out almost and then gets all whispy
and it feels so good b/c of the extended release time

I dont know if I should applaude...or laugh...or.....wow. Ingenuity, my friend. IIIIIIINGENUITY!


Shouldnt you get some sort of Nobel Prize for that??

 

[PreMier]

Im gonna laugh, and wonder why he would do such a thing? I mean, thats like shootin your load on yourself. Its just wrong...

 

[Pitboss]

I refuse to answer this thread. I think it's an insulting subject.

By the way the personlized plates on my Harley are...


RBN 1 OUT

 

[V Player]

Originally posted by Pitboss
By the way the personlized plates on my Harley are...


RBN 1 OUT

LM-ever-so-lovin-caramel-colored-AO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Sandra
I miss my massaging shower head....*sigh*

he he...Ohright

 

[Johnnny]

Pitboss lighten up dude. There's nothing wrong with self pleasure. I guess you have no idea how many women & men do it even more than once a day eh? Normal human behavior is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by Johnnny
Pitboss lighten up dude. There's nothing wrong with self pleasure. I guess you have no idea how many women & men do it even more than once a day eh? Normal human behavior is nothing to be ashamed of.

Dude... you have no idea how off you are with that comment.

Do you know what "rubbing one out" means???

oh and picking my nose is normal human behavior but I'll be damned if I'm gonna start digging for gold while standing in line somewhere.

 

[Johnnny]

Pitboss like I said dude lighten up. I'm not ashamed of the subject or of the fact that I spank the monkey at times even 4 times a day but that's rare as I usually have only time for once or twice a day with my schedule. Plus I like to save some of that energy for my woman.

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by Johnnny
Pitboss like I said dude lighten up. I'm not ashamed of the subject or of the fact that I spank the monkey at times even 4 times a day but that's rare as I usually have only time for once or twice a day with my schedule. Plus I like to save some of that energy for my woman.

Will some one explain this to Johnny for me??? My Canadian really sucks.

 

[Dale Mabry]

Johnny, Pitboss was being sarcastic, he beats off often. So much so that his vanity plate is rubbin one out, which is an American term for beating your meat.

I've got MyCAT beat, though. What you do is take silly putty and morph it around the head of Mr. Winky. When you climax, don't stop beating until you build up enough pressure to shoot that bitch across the room. Talk about zen.

Oh yeah, I beat off more than 3 times a day.

 

[V Player]

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
I've got MyCAT beat, though. What you do is take silly putty and morph it around the head of Mr. Winky. When you climax, don't stop beating until you build up enough pressure to shoot that bitch across the room. Talk about zen.

Sorry Dale, I gotta go with MyCAT here. That ..."thing" he mentioned is just ....well......I dunno, I have to think that the mental condition one must be in in order to achieve that level of enlightnment is almost close to what yogi that seal themselves of from humanity for years and years achieve. Im in touch with the Nobel Prize Commitee, I should hear summin soon.

 

[Johnnny]

Dale Mabry I don't think Pitboss was being sarcastic.

Pitboss I don't appreciate the Canadian insults. I have a few American friends who live in my neighbourhood & they love it here.

Let off some of that steam with some self pleasure instead of insults. No harm in that.

 

[PreMier]

Johnny- EAT A DICK!

 

[V Player]

LMAO