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How To Make Your Cum Taste Better

i heard about the pineapple juice thing, ill forward this article to my gf, specially that part where it says cum is good for you girls
 
MACCA said:
My girlfriend wont swallow but after i told her about how good it is for your skin and complexion she lets me unload in her face, she says its a good moisturiser so we are both happy now.....;)
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I try to tell my girl the same thing. She just dont buy it. LOL
 
min0 lee said:
Cum Nutrition Facts_____________________

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet._____________________________

What's in Semen_________________________
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:______________________________

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen_______________________________

Is Eating Cum Healthy?_____________________________
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. ___________________

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.________________________________

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible._______________________________

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.________________________
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Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins


If she's swallowing Testosterone how much? Can it be absorbed orally?
 
I hate to necro an old thread, but this is great ^.^ haha. I'm gonna stock my bf's fridge with PLENTY of celery and pineapple juice! Thanks min0
 
how about cucumber ?
some people said that this can make the fresh smell for sperm ?

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Thanks min0!

I would never let my boyfriend cum in my mouth or anywhere near my face because the smell was gross! The first time I gave a boy head, we were young and he didn't have control and came in my mouth. It was a gross texture, smell and taste...so while I don't mind sucking (in fact it's nice to see the look of pleasure on my man's face!)...I haven't been a fan of smelling or tasting it.

But Pete started doing the Super Spunk Smoothie recipie about a month ago, he didn't tell me what it was for specifically (he said it was something he saw about men's health). After about two and a half weeks he stopped smelling like 'regular' cum so I let him cum on my face for his birthday. It didn't smell too bad, and I could deal with it, but as I was cleaning up I got a taste.

I'm not going to say it was like strawberry ice cream, or was delicious...but it wasn't as gross as I remembered. The texture wasn't even all that bad (but that could be time and memory). So the past week Pete's been cumming in my mouth and I've learned to swallow. This has brought a new level of intimacy to our relationship!
 
Wife won't come around it unless its mango juice and pineapple. I think the celery bogs her down :(


Allegedly
 
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