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[danny81]

my punches were better then like everyoone there. but my kicks fucking suck i cant even get most guysabove the waist. anyway i did mad good today. i got to spar and got a kicked in the head but because i have a little brain its had to knock me out because my brain is small i have more water in their to make it so it doenst bounce as much

 

[ZECH]

That's not the only.....................NEVERMIND.

 

[danny81]

dont worry i no i am stupid idc.

 

[soxmuscle]

Just because your stupid doesn't mean your brain is undersized... nor does a small brain equate to being harder to knock out.

 

[danny81]

yes it does.u get knocked out by ur brain bouncing around ur head if u have asmaller brain u ave more water to protect ur brain from bouncing around

 

[soxmuscle]

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

 

[danny81]

What???????????

 

[tomuchgear]

tommy boy fat guy in a little coat to funny. so are you going to stick with kick boxing danny?

 

[danny81]

yah. ive been oing bboxing for like 2 yrs and BJJ for like 1 yr and wrestlking for liek 1 yr

 

[The Monkey Man]

But what about El Chupacabras!?

 

[danny81]

wf is that?

 

[maniclion]

Of course you punched better than like everybody else, it's not hard to punch better than a bunch of third graders....

 

[tomuchgear]

if you want to build some quick flexability in your legs lay on your back scoot your ass up to a wall. then spread your legs as far as you can apart, then take your fists pound your legs apart it hurts like hell but works great. do that every day build up to 15 minutes you will be throwing high kicks with out a problem.

 

[Gazhole]

I always thought a knockout was caused by the sudden shock to the brain stem when that much force hits your head at once.

 

[DaMayor]

I always thought a knockout was caused by the sudden shock to the brain stem when that much force hits your head at once.

Nah, just a tiny brain....and a lot of water.

 

[tomuchgear]

you are correct gaz. since you posted it though i am sure you already know that you are right.

 

[maniclion]

The old hydrocephalic dimwitted boxer theory eh......I'd think being quick on your feet and avoiding getting hit would be the best strategy for not getting knocked the fuck out.....

So danny, you gonna be the first boxer to be disqualled for illegal water injections to the skull....

 

[danny81]

I always thought a knockout was caused by the sudden shock to the brain stem when that much force hits your head at once.

yah but ur brain needs to boucne around for that to happen. if i have lots of water in it then it will be harder for it to bounce around

 

[danny81]

Of course you punched better than like everybody else, it's not hard to punch better than a bunch of third graders....

not its bcause of my boxing.

 

[Metallibanger]

Snort water

 

[fufu]

There is some truth to how easily you are knocked out and the size of your head/brain and how it sets.

 

[Nate K]

If you get hit in the chin and get knocked out that way it's not going to matter how much you brain shakes....that has to do with concussion

 

[danny81]

yah but having a smaller brain helps. thts y i have never been knocked out in my life. its cuz i havea small brain

 

[PappaD]

When your hit in the chin it shifts your mandible (or however you spell it, I have a little brain as well I guess) It messes with the inner ear and causes an imbalance in your equilibrium.

 

[tomuchgear]

any time you shock your body and make a synapsis misfire you can get knocked out. when your body is depleted of oxygen from a hard shock or other wise you can get knocked out.

 

[The Monkey Man]

The whole point here is... If I may?

Just because you are stupid Danny...

... Doesn't mean you wont get KTFO