If I die before I wake...

[soxmuscle]

So I was in Boston for the last week visiting my Dad. Just got home to my Mom's (that's another story in and of itself) and there was some sketchy shit going on.

Earlier in the week my neighbor texted my Mom about some random pick-up truck in our driveway who scampered out of the lot as soon as he came over to check it out.

When we got home, the heat was turned off. Fortunately, the pipes weren't frozen and everything is fine. So the logical thing was to start a fire (the house was 34 degrees)... when I started the fire, the chimney was shut and after leaving it for a few seconds and smelling smoke, I scampered back to it to see the whole room black with smoke. I got a bucket of water and doused the shit out of it putting it out.

Other sketchy things include this random chest being wide open, when it hasn't been wide open in years. Nothing else is odd (other than the fish all being dead), as in nothing was taken... but the first thing that came to me was my Mom's ex-husband who's been rather sketchy the last month since their separation (back in August).

Just getting it in writing because I'm exhausted and wanting to go to bed. If I die before I wake, send this shit to the po po.

 

[soxmuscle]

Oh, the furnace had been physically turned off, meaning someone had to do have done it...

 

[soxmuscle]

Either I watch too much Forensic Files or my old step Dad wanted my Mom dead. If I hadn't been here, she likely would have started a fire and not been able to take care of biz on her own.

 

[theCaptn']

Is your Mom hot?

 

[soxmuscle]

She's old. In shape though. You'd probably bang her though she's sworn off men entirely, so she claims.

I don't know man, there are just a ton of coincidences going on right now and though I'm making a joke about it both on here and in real life, he's been really sketchy towards my brothers/I and my Mom since they split and he pretty much lost everything as a result.

Alcoholic + loneliness = messed up.

Well, I'm jerking off and then going to bed. Seacrest out.

 

[theCaptn']

Dont leave a mess for your Mom to clean up

 

[soxmuscle]

Haha thanks.

I lied, there's too much good shit to talk about on here.

 

[theCaptn']

Bet youre still jerking off

 

[soxmuscle]

Heating guy came over and said that there is no chance for the furnace to turn itself off/open the door without someone physically doing it, which I already knew. My mom was thinking that it got so hot that the knob fired off and hit the small metal door causing it to open but that seemed pretty farfetched, especially given the other odd occurrences coming home a couple hours ago.

So we filed a police report and are going to see what's to come of it.

Weird.

 

[soxmuscle]

bio-chem,

if it's you that wants my family and I dead, can't we talk about it in a civilized fashion on here?

 

[Mudge]

Change the damn locks for her man!

 

[Work IN Progress]

Sounds like an inside job.

 

[soxmuscle]

Change the damn locks for her man!

That's the plan, my man.

 

[maniclion]

Buy her a Belgian Malinois, I made my mom adopt a retired Police Belgian Mal. when she started her bail bonding biz and he has been ultra faithful and protective of her, plus she can take him everywhere cause he is used to riding around all day. He's even welcome in the police stations when she goes on a bond.....

My Belg. Mal gets so riled up we had to put a floor to ceiling wrought iron gate in our hallway to keep her from trying to bust out the window when my other dogs start barking at something outside.....she would jump over the 6 foot gate we had there before....