If you could suck your on dick (lol) Would you?

[clemsonsuckedme]

Dont need to, I have clemson357

 

[min0 lee]

Dont need to, I have clemson357

You really love Clemson don't you?

 

[clemsonsuckedme]

You really love Clemson don't you?

Of course, hes the only guy that has been able to take it all the way.

 

[god hand]

Hmmm. More than 20% can give themselves head........................... this shit is to funny!

 

[TriZZle305]

Hi god hand,

"...nasties thread..."? Why? It is a perfectly good question. As a Man you or anyother Man should be able to ask questions.

I have and I can. I also like having others do it for me as well. Men and/or Women. I like people. Period. Their Gender has nothing to do with it at all.

If you are able to do it I see no problem with doing it to yourself at all. And swallowing too. Certainly YOU would be HONEST with YOURSELF. And that IS what IS important. Even when someone else is doing it for you no matter who they are - that they ARE HONEST AND SINCERE.

Take Care, John H.

i knew this was coming.. haha, who the fuck said yes?

 

[The Monkey Man]

If you are able to do it I see no problem with doing it to yourself at all. And swallowing too..

 

[cjrmack]

I probably could but I would be afraid I wouldn't respect myself in the morning.

 

[The Monkey Man]

It would be too confusing, mentally...

How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward?

 

[god hand]

It would be too confusing, mentally...

How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward?

Can monkeys suck their on dick?

 

[The Monkey Man]

Can monkeys suck their on dick?

And throw poop at you at the same time, B-otch

 

[min0 lee]

It would be too confusing, mentally...

How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward?

Or make me a sandwhich bitch.

 

[TrojanMan60563]

who would I tell to get me a beer when I'm done?...that sucks....sucks even worse I would have to get myself a towel rather then throwing one at her...hmmm...sounds like giving yourself head isn't that cool.

 

[The Monkey Man]

who would I tell to get me a beer when I'm done?...that sucks....sucks even worse I would have to get myself a towel rather then throwing one at her...hmmm...sounds like giving yourself head isn't that cool.

When you were done, you could go right to sleep though!

 

[god hand]

Ha! It will be fucked up if u caught a STD from yourself!

 

[TriZZle305]

Ha! It will be fucked up if u caught a STD from yourself!

Catch it from yourself? wouldnt you already have it? how could you recatch it

 

[The Monkey Man]

The oldest reason is the best...

You wouldn't have to leave the house!

 

[god hand]

Catch it from yourself? wouldnt you already have it? how could you recatch it

I mean transfer it from penis to mouth.

 

[TriZZle305]

lol what makes you think of these things?

 

[The Monkey Man]

lol what makes you think of these things?

...

 

[god hand]

lol what makes you think of these things?

I'm different from most people. I keep it down to earth.

 

[david]

Quite amusing reads on this thread!

 

[The Monkey Man]

You would always know whether, It's getting spit or swallowed

 

[god hand]

You would always know whether, It's getting spit or swallowed

U might accidently swallow if u get caught while 3 seconds after nutting in your mouth.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Your Girlfriend would always, know you were faithful

 

[John H.]

I probably could but I would be afraid I wouldn't respect myself in the morning.

Hi Cjrmack,

"...respect myself in the morning" - why would you have a problem?

No one can respect themselves more than you yourself. And if you have this ability to take care of yourself (suck yourself off) why wouldn't you? You would know what you needed and how to do it better than anyone else... Certainly doing it WOULD MOST DEFINITELY BE APPRECIATED!

I think some people CREATE to many "hang-ups" and drive themselves nuts over goofy ideas. If you can do it I would say DO IT. AND ENJOY IT. And I would swallow every drop. Why waste a good thing.

If you can not do it for yourself, have someone else WHO APPRECIATES AND CARES ABOUT you do it for you then...

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

It would be too confusing, mentally...

How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward?

Hi The,

You COULD develop "multiple personalities" JUST for this and for the convenience of it - you could tell your "other personality" get the hell out "bitch". And your "other personality" could end up having a damn big smile on his face (and in his heart) from having received the BEST head ever - from HIMSELF - IF he is REALLY HONEST.

I'm not confused. When I give it to myself it IS FINE. There's no reason for any "hangups"! And it certainly IS - and HONESTLY SO - APPRECIATED. And DONE VERY WELL.

Any "hangups" come from those that can NOT do it to themselves and they try to make others feel somehow "wrong" or "guilty" but the truth is those that can not do it FOR themselves are jealous of those that CAN...

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

When you were done, you could go right to sleep though!

Hi The,

Or start over again. Hey, there probably is MORE to come (cum) - you probably didn't get all of it the first time...

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

I'm different from most people. I keep it down to earth.

Hi god hand,

It is NOT supposed to "hit the ground" - that's WASTING something DAMN GOOD!! SWALLOW it all.

Doesn't your Bible say you are not supposed to let it hit the ground?

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

You would always know whether, It's getting spit or swallowed

Hi The,

Is there some way this could be considered "cheating"?

Take Care, John H.

 

[trvlr70]

Oh, please? You guys are all liars. Of course you'd suck yourself off if you could. And to answer that retarded idea that somehow it would make you gay because you'd start to think about giving head, well, that is ridiculous. Hmmm....are all of you guys now fags because you give yourself handjobs two to three times a day? What is the difference? It is just another form of self-pleasure.