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If you could suck your on dick (lol) Would you?

If you could suck your on dick (lol) Would you?

  • Yes. Did I just say I'll suck my on dick?

    Votes: 93 41.5%
  • No you sick fuck.

    Votes: 103 46.0%
  • I can suck my own dick

    Votes: 28 12.5%

  • Total voters
    224
trvlr70 said:
Oh, please? You guys are all liars. Of course you'd suck yourself off if you could. And to answer that retarded idea that somehow it would make you gay because you'd start to think about giving head, well, that is ridiculous. Hmmm....are all of you guys now fags because you give yourself handjobs two to three times a day? What is the difference? It is just another form of self-pleasure.
How bout anal sex with a female?
 
god hand said:
How bout anal sex with a female?
What about it? It is a form of heterosexual sex between a man and woman. What are you not getting here?
 
trvlr70 said:
What about it? It is a form of heterosexual sex between a man and woman. What are you not getting here?
Oh my bad! I was being sarcastic! I actually agree with u 100% But I still dont know if I could SMOD! :laugh:
 
trvlr70 said:
Oh, please? You guys are all liars. Of course you'd suck yourself off if you could. And to answer that retarded idea that somehow it would make you gay because you'd start to think about giving head, well, that is ridiculous. Hmmm....are all of you guys now fags because you give yourself handjobs two to three times a day? What is the difference? It is just another form of self-pleasure.


Hi trvlr,

Pleasure IS pleasure. And there is NOTHING wrong with that at all no matter who is pleasuring... You are right. It is right.

Any Man that jacks himself off could TRUTHFULLY be "termed" Homosexual (or BiSexual) - technically speaking and it IS the DETAILS AND FACTS that prove that to be so. That's IF you (meaning anyone here) want to get into "terms" and BE specific and accurate and if you want to put a "label" on people like so many like doing. It does not matter if the Man jacking is one and the same Man - it is STILL a MAN jacking a MAN. It isn't any different that if one Man has another Man jack him off - it still involves Men whether those "MEN" are one and the same Man or if it is two different Men. The same applies to females if they are masturbating themselves too - they are then technically Lesbian - it is one female masturbating a female even though the female is one and the same female.

What should it MATTER WHO is doing what to who? There is no problem with someone wanting and needing pleasure and/or to please. As long as each person is of age and ability of consent and freely give that consent - WHY and HOW does it become anyone else's business? It is between those involved. It is a PRIVATE AND PERSONAL MATTER.

Any Man that says he would NOT suck himself off IF HE COULD (physically able) I feel is not being at all truthful - especially to himself. HE WOULD - AND SHOULD. It is no different than if he jacks himself off or is jacked off by someone else - REGARDLESS OF THE GENDER of those involved.

Take Care, John H.
 
god hand said:
Oh my bad! I was being sarcastic! I actually agree with u 100% But I still dont know if I could SMOD! :laugh:


God hand,

Why NOT? If you want to suck your own dick (SMOD) why would you not do it? If you were not physically able - that is you could not bend your body to do so successfully - I would say you COULD not. But WHY NOT if you COULD? What's your problem with doing it to yourself? And then what would be the problem with another Man doing if FOR YOU that CARED ABOUT YOU? There is absolutely no difference!

Do you jack yourself off? Why can't another Man jack you off if you needed it and he CARES about you? What is the difference. It is STILL A MAN having sex with a MAN even though the Man is one and the same Man OR if one Man is doing it for the benefit of another Man. There is no difference and neither is wrong in any way IF EACH CARES ABOUT EACH OTHER.

And if you sucked yourself off, would you swallow your load? If not, why not? It IS YOU. Why not?

John H.
 
Hi John Hoe

To seriously answer your ?, I am not attracted to men. Thats y it would be worthless for them to try and pleasure me.
 
god hand said:
Hi John Hoe

To seriously answer your ?, I am not attracted to men. Thats y it would be worthless for them to try and pleasure me.

John it is true that G hand is not attracted to men, but he loves little boys. :laugh:
 
ForemanRules said:
John it is true that G hand is not attracted to men, but he loves little boys. :laugh:
Of the ages 7 thru 9, preferably of the Swedish persuasion
 
Is it true that Marliyn Manson had 2 of his ribs remove so he could suck his own dick?
 
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god hand said:
Is it true that Marliyn Manson had 2 of his ribs remove so he could suck his own dick?
This subject really does interest you, your just dying to get your peepee sucked one way or the other aren't you. ;)
 
god hand said:
Hi John Hoe

To seriously answer your ?, I am not attracted to men. Thats y it would be worthless for them to try and pleasure me.

god hand,

You have no idea waht you are missing. And I suspect wouldn't APPRECIATE it anyway even if it was the VERY BEST you ever had...

I kinda also doubt anyone could "please" or "pleasure" you... You really don;t know the meaning of that.

John H.
 
ForemanRules said:
John it is true that G hand is not attracted to men, but he loves little boys. :laugh:


Hi Foreman,

Who knows? I doubt he even knows! :laugh:

He always has to get his "little boy" comments in...

Take Care, John H.
 
min0 lee said:
This subject really does interest you, your just dying to get your peepee sucked one way or the other aren't you. ;)

Hi minO,

:D :laugh: :hot:

And he is just afraid to admit it!!! It would probably cause him to BE a MAN for once in his life...

Take Care, John H.
 
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
 
rockgazer69 said:
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
:wtf:
 
yeah that's what i said. lol. i think it is the weirdest dream i ever had.
 
I've tried a few times....................:D So close!:p
 
rockgazer69 said:
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...

Once I actually dreamed I had a pussy...hmmm.
 
rockgazer69 said:
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
First off, no, I wasnt crusing the "sexual health" board, It was on the latest post thing, so I thought id stop by. I realize Shae already "wtf'd" this, but it has to be done,

WTF???
 
if you had female genitalia as well as a dick and were able to fuck yourself would you? btw my friend (not me) is interested
 
buildingup said:
if you had female genitalia as well as a dick and were able to fuck yourself would you? btw my friend (not me) is interested
Sure he is. ;)


And to answer that question ....yes! :thumb:
 
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....:blah:
 
crazy_enough said:
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....:blah:
ROFL, lololol...


Omg, indeed it is covered in "variation" and "variety"...lol



"God hand,

Why NOT? If you want to suck your own dick (SMOD) why would you not do it? If you were not physically able - that is you could not bend your body to do so successfully - I would say you COULD not. But WHY NOT if you COULD? What's your problem with doing it to yourself? And then what would be the problem with another Man doing if FOR YOU that CARED ABOUT YOU? There is absolutely no difference!

Do you jack yourself off? Why can't another Man jack you off if you needed it and he CARES about you? What is the difference. It is STILL A MAN having sex with a MAN even though the Man is one and the same Man OR if one Man is doing it for the benefit of another Man. There is no difference and neither is wrong in any way IF EACH CARES ABOUT EACH OTHER.

And if you sucked yourself off, would you swallow your load? If not, why not? It IS YOU. Why not?

John H.":laugh: :laugh:
 
crazy_enough said:
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....:blah:

Hi Crazy,

"... wonderfuly John H. esque..."? Imagine! ? (I never had this happen to me before, honestly!)

Take Care, John H.
 
Little Wing said:
i'm a girl so my answer was a joke but if i was the last guy on earth i think i'd be too freaked out to be thinking about a blow job.
You obviously dont understand men.

























:grin:
 
crazy_enough said:
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....:blah:

crazy_enough said:
ROFL, lololol...


Omg, indeed it is covered in "variation" and "variety"...lol



"God hand,

Why NOT? If you want to suck your own dick (SMOD) why would you not do it? If you were not physically able - that is you could not bend your body to do so successfully - I would say you COULD not. But WHY NOT if you COULD? What's your problem with doing it to yourself? And then what would be the problem with another Man doing if FOR YOU that CARED ABOUT YOU? There is absolutely no difference!

Do you jack yourself off? Why can't another Man jack you off if you needed it and he CARES about you? What is the difference. It is STILL A MAN having sex with a MAN even though the Man is one and the same Man OR if one Man is doing it for the benefit of another Man. There is no difference and neither is wrong in any way IF EACH CARES ABOUT EACH OTHER.

And if you sucked yourself off, would you swallow your load? If not, why not? It IS YOU. Why not?

John H.":laugh: :laugh:
WTF!? .... BUSTED!
 
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