• Hello, this board in now turned off and no new posting.
    Please REGISTER at Anabolic Steroid Forums, and become a member of our NEW community!
  • Check Out IronMag Labs® KSM-66 Max - Recovery and Anabolic Growth Complex

If you met.....

maniclion

Bohemian Extraordinaire
Elite Member
Joined
Aug 1, 2003
Messages
27,056
Reaction score
1,503
Points
0
Age
48
Location
Mēns Incognita
If you met God would you please ask him how he did it without popping Mary's cherry?
 
If you put it that way, he might of gotten her to masterbate. :shrug:
 
Yeah, and how did Franco catch that ball off of his shoe laces and run it for a TD?
 
Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? :hmmm: My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman? :thinking:
 
Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? :hmmm: My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman? :thinking:

I think so Shae, only a woman could be this cruel.
 
^ I feel bad saying this but...true story.
 
Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? :hmmm: My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman? :thinking:

You wish<<<<<<<<<--------- reffering back to the "crazy lesbian scissor sex" remarks.......
 
Muscle Gelz Transdermals
IronMag Labs Prohormones
I am surprised no one is here to protect God!

You guys are heathens!!
 
I am surprised no one is here to protect God!

You guys are heathens!!
I am God and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.....
 
Every one is there own god....."Aham Brahmasmi: (Sanskrit)"

In this ecstatic statement of enlightenment, "I" does not refer to the individuality or outer nature, but to the essence of the soul which is ever identical to the Supreme Being........
 
Last edited:
Human: hello god
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Human: marcia
God: That's a very nice name, marcia.
Human: how did you make mary pregnant without sex
God: myself programmed me for it.

iGod | Chat with God

 
ha! nice..
That's not nice, one should never slander a Supreme Being in such a way....

To think a god would stoop to such levels, pssshhhhaaa...
 
lol I love those chatbot things.

Human: asap
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Human: me needing a job
God: YOU? Sure, needing a job sounds like a good topic.
Human: okay so when can i get a job
God: Yeah okay, Next question? Right now, as far as I know. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: you sound like an internet pedophile
God: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: Like you, right now
God: At this moment Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Human: You're god and I thought of something you didn't?
God: Whatever gave you that idea? Yes, I am God.
Human: You said, "I didn't think of that analogy.
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: haha god, you're a crack up
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: So since I thought of something you didn't, does that mean I'm smarter than you?
God: That's cool. Interesting reason. Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Dude, are you even paying attention to me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am paying attention to you. I am a founder of religions. Dude,.
Human: Wow for a supreme being you sure don't know a lot of stuff
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Is that among the best things you can say?

------------------------------------------------

Human: So does your beard get itchy sometimes?
God: Blimey. If I were your robot, do you think it should beard get itchy sometimes?
Human: blimey?
God: Hurrah!
Human: god, your british?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: You're British and a Marine?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am British and a Marine.

-Jeez, he's a touchy supreme being isn't he?
-----------------------------------------------

Human: God, if you were a tree.
God: I am a Christian.
Human: What type of tree would you be?
God: What are the different types of tree would me be ?
Human: Well there are maples, oaks.
God: How about that. Where are they?
Human:.I dunno dude, you created them
God: Me either. Thanks for the information: yan said I created them. Dude,.
 
What if Mary had a malformation that made things placed in her anus accessible to her vagina, sort of like a "back door" for the sperm. A vaginus.
 
Last edited:
:roflmao:

Human: So does your beard get itchy sometimes?
God: Blimey. If I were your robot, do you think it should beard get itchy sometimes?
Human: blimey?
God: Hurrah!
Human: god, your british?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: You're British and a Marine?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am British and a Marine.

-Jeez, he's a touchy supreme being isn't he?
.
 
Back
Top