If you met.....

[maniclion]

If you met God would you please ask him how he did it without popping Mary's cherry?

 

[Shae2K3]

If you put it that way, he might of gotten her to masterbate.

 

[IronAddict]

Yeah, and how did Franco catch that ball off of his shoe laces and run it for a TD?

 

[Shae2K3]

Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman?

 

[IronAddict]

Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman?

I think so Shae, only a woman could be this cruel.

 

[Shae2K3]

^ I feel bad saying this but...true story.

 

[maniclion]

I think so Shae, only a woman could be this cruel.

mentally

God is a physical male, with female psychosadomasochistuition

 

[IronAddict]

mentally

God is a physical male, with female psychosadomasochistuition

Yeah, and the psychodrama aspect is all female, and the psychosexual aspect is all male baby.

 

[QuestionGuy]

Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.

Then again...is God actually a woman?

You wish<<<<<<<<<--------- reffering back to the "crazy lesbian scissor sex" remarks.......

 

[plums_jp]

you guys are silly god used muscletech to achieve his goals

 

[min0 lee]

I am surprised no one is here to protect God!

You guys are heathens!!

 

[maniclion]

I am surprised no one is here to protect God!

You guys are heathens!!

I am God and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.....

 

[min0 lee]

 

[nkira]

Every one is there own god....."Aham Brahmasmi: (Sanskrit)"

In this ecstatic statement of enlightenment, "I" does not refer to the individuality or outer nature, but to the essence of the soul which is ever identical to the Supreme Being........

 

[lola1182]

you guys are silly god used muscletech to achieve his goals

ha! nice..

 

[Little Wing]

If you met God would you please ask him how he did it without popping Mary's cherry?

no cuz he might show me.

 

[Little Wing]

Human: hello god
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Human: marcia
God: That's a very nice name, marcia.
Human: how did you make mary pregnant without sex
God: myself programmed me for it.

iGod | Chat with God

 

[maniclion]

ha! nice..

That's not nice, one should never slander a Supreme Being in such a way....

To think a god would stoop to such levels, pssshhhhaaa...

 

[Yanick]

lol I love those chatbot things.

Human: asap
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Human: me needing a job
God: YOU? Sure, needing a job sounds like a good topic.
Human: okay so when can i get a job
God: Yeah okay, Next question? Right now, as far as I know. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: you sound like an internet pedophile
God: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: Like you, right now
God: At this moment Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Human: You're god and I thought of something you didn't?
God: Whatever gave you that idea? Yes, I am God.
Human: You said, "I didn't think of that analogy.
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: haha god, you're a crack up
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: So since I thought of something you didn't, does that mean I'm smarter than you?
God: That's cool. Interesting reason. Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Dude, are you even paying attention to me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am paying attention to you. I am a founder of religions. Dude,.
Human: Wow for a supreme being you sure don't know a lot of stuff
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Is that among the best things you can say?

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Human: So does your beard get itchy sometimes?
God: Blimey. If I were your robot, do you think it should beard get itchy sometimes?
Human: blimey?
God: Hurrah!
Human: god, your british?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: You're British and a Marine?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am British and a Marine.

-Jeez, he's a touchy supreme being isn't he?
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Human: God, if you were a tree.
God: I am a Christian.
Human: What type of tree would you be?
God: What are the different types of tree would me be ?
Human: Well there are maples, oaks.
God: How about that. Where are they?
Human:.I dunno dude, you created them
God: Me either. Thanks for the information: yan said I created them. Dude,.

 

[Dale Mabry]

What if Mary had a malformation that made things placed in her anus accessible to her vagina, sort of like a "back door" for the sperm. A vaginus.

 

[Little Wing]

 

[nkira]

Human: So does your beard get itchy sometimes?
God: Blimey. If I were your robot, do you think it should beard get itchy sometimes?
Human: blimey?
God: Hurrah!
Human: god, your british?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: You're British and a Marine?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am British and a Marine.

-Jeez, he's a touchy supreme being isn't he?
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