"If You Were a Billionare...

[Sexybeast777]

I like most of this...would have to have a clean, functional bathroom....

Also big sign at front that states:
THIS IS A HARDCORE GYM...NOT A FITNESS FACILITY.

-oh....have a 'juice bar': per-workout energy drinks, and post workout recovery shakes.

You are right, and there would be no f*cking personal trainers, I hate those punks who think they know it all, but they are skinny or fat as f*ck!
Rubber floor, punching bag, and I also want pictures of nude women all over the place, along with picture of great bodybuilders and powerlifters
My gym would be so hardcore, whoever is not training extremely hard will be kicked out!

 

[goandykid]

I wouldnt be able to focus w/ nude women everywhere.

I'd also have 4 basketball courts in ym gym so that volleyball or those foreign people can take up the court on their own side.

 

[Arnold]

I'd hire Mike Mentzer.

are you going to bring him back to life first?

 

[min0 lee]

Quote:
Originally Posted by JimSnow
I'd hire Mike Mentzer.

are you going to bring him back to life first?

I wonder if a billion would cover that?

 

[goandykid]

Id found an IM member exclusive gym franchise.

We know what we're doing and enjoy serious training...however...JimSnow can't do any of those penis poses in the locker room.

 

[JimSnow]

Rubber floors. A power rack or Mono-lift for squats. A deadlift station. Olympic benches at varying angles. A bar for each of these which is to remain there at all times. DB's that are hexagonal in shape because I hate the fucking old skool round ones. I need bars to chin and hang from. Other than that, maybe a rock climbing wall because that shit will make you strong like Spiderman.

All walls are mirrored because I like to check my form and I'm slightly vain because I'm a fucking billionaire and if you have a problem piss off.

I've been struggling to convince myself to buy those 150lb. powerblocks ($800)... It finally ocurred to me!...

... spend that $800 buying 2-3 extra 310lb. Olympic sets. Like you said - keep the bars loaded for DLs, Squats, Benches, etc. I've already got 12 45lb. plates and the rest.

The other thing... I wish I were a welder! I'd make a huge iron frame, the size of a small house, that would accomodate any exercise I could think of and add to.

 

[plewser2006]

seabag from a military second hand store

and i wouldnt even bother stealing sand from a playground... just use the dirt right out of your yard... grass and all...

maybe a couple 4x4s or landscape timbers from home depot and a pipe make a cheap pullup bar

curl anything with weight... chairs, bricks whatever...

benchpress your girlfriend

 

[KelJu]

I would open a state of the art World Gym or Gold's gym, it would be my gym and social hang-out.

That is what I would say. I workout at a gym that was Gold's, but got bought out, and they kept the gym the same. I love my gym.

 

[Sexybeast777]

seabag from a military second hand store

and i wouldnt even bother stealing sand from a playground... just use the dirt right out of your yard... grass and all...

maybe a couple 4x4s or landscape timbers from home depot and a pipe make a cheap pullup bar

curl anything with weight... chairs, bricks whatever...

benchpress your girlfriend

yeah, but bench pressing the g/f always leads to sex

 

[plewser2006]

sex is still a good workout...

 

[Sexybeast777]

sex is still a good workout...

Yes, but it's going to leave a mess in the gym

 

[plewser2006]

must we weigh the price of pleasure?...

 

[Sexybeast777]

must we weigh the price of pleasure?...

That's true, you have a point...
But I don't have a g/f!...

 

[JimSnow]

yeah, but bench pressing the g/f always leads to sex

My wife finally got too heavy to Bench Press... or Deadlift for that matter. I didn't really wanna have sex with her anyway.