does this count?
Ok so I was looking at porn and I saw this page of thumbnails for this one really hot chick. Now I'm not usually into red heads, I h ave never been attracted to one it's just not my thing. But this one was smoking, she had a great dark tan, huge firm breasts, a tight body with a small waist and a big butt. Perfect. I was in love, hot damn. I had decided, right then right there that this was the hottest chick I had ever seen, and forever I would remember this hottie as my ideal woman- which surprised me cuz always I thought my ideal woman would be asian and not red headed. And so I click and she's doing some guy. This kinda bums me out, I fancied the thought that this porn chick was a virgin and waiting for me. Still, I forgave her for doing some other guy, but it sucked that she was cheating on me. That's just her personality though, she's a wild child. So anyway, A few more clicks and I see this one thumbnail where she's 69ing a dude. So Click. Then there's this other thumbnail where she's sitting on a guys face, I'm assuming he's eating her out right? So I click. But I notice something, the fact that the guy has balls on his face. And on the other side of those balls was a dick. And attached to that dick and those balls was my red headed, dark tanned girlfriend.
This was the worst porn search ever. I was scarred for weeks.
