is my fish an alpha male

[seven11]

so i got 4 fish, well it used to be 5 but an experiment went wrong so its only 4 now. so there are 3 small one and one big mofo i dont know how he got that big.
so when they're hungry that big mofo chases all of them around the tank, till i fid them.

so is my fish an alpha male?

hehehe

 

[gococksDJS]

I bet you don't bang many chicks...

 

[Eggs]

I mean, you didnt really have to go out on a limb with that one GC

 

[seven11]

hey good news guys.... im gonna get to carry a hand gun at my new job


so im i an alpha male now????

 

[tucker01]

no but your fish is.

Now give the fish the damn gun before you hurt someone

 

[seven11]

hahahah yes sir

 

[seven11]

um maybe i shouldnt cuz its gonna try to shoot me

 

[Eggs]

If its a smart fish it probably will

Dear God, who is giving you a gun for work? I have to admit I'm not quite sure how I feel about that You dont live in Virginia right?

 

[Eggs]

PS - Just FYI, real alpha males dont need to ask others if they think they are the alpha male

And please dont play with the gun... too many security geeks end up shooting themself or somebody else because they dont respect their piece.

 

[ALBOB]

And please dont play with the gun... too many security geeks end up shooting themself or somebody else because they dont respect their piece.

**Ignoring all the possible jokes about playing with one's "piece".** The leading cause of security guard injury? Playing quick draw.

 

[seven11]

well dont worry ill handle my magnum with respect

 

[seven11]

oh boy ill be like dirty harry

 

[Yunier]

Thats one alpha fish you got man.

 

[Dale Mabry]

I am going to go out on a limb and say that your big fish is teh ghey.

 

[seven11]

dont playa hate on my fish

hehe jk

 

[maniclion]

How do you know that fish is even a male, in some cases in the animal kingdom the female is larger than the male especially in fish.

 

[seven11]

well the coloring tells me that its a male....

 

[maniclion]

Could be a dyke.

 

[seven11]

heheheh

 

[Chain Link]

What job are you starting?