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Is there a way to get my penis fatter

NO, not without surgery.I, NOT a M.D., but have done a lot of research.
 
yea, stick it up your dads ass,

oh wait, you already do that!
 
self-fellatio. It's the only scientifically proven method
 
Bee stings.


Okay, okay! A cursory Google using the search string "girth improvement, cosmetic surgery" provided a number of hits.

Check this one out: http://www.drgiunta.com/

Good luck.
 
wack it with a hammer
 
This should help


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What you want to do is punch yourself in the face repeatedly. Let us know if that works.
 
you guys are so mean. if you really want to improve your girth its a proven fact that if you jerk off 50 ish times a day it will do the trick , good luck'
 
what you really want to do is take a scientific approach to this.

What is needed? I'm glad you asked, obviously a big fat dick needs a rather large urethra. So there's where we need to start. Urethral stretching.

Material- head on down to Home Depot or Lowe's and get your self a variety of wooden dowels.

procedure- Work your way up slowly, start small then work your way up. Pretty soon you'll be ramming down 1/2"s with ease.

results- a fat cock your boyfriend will appreciate for years to come. Also you'll be able to shoot a webbed net of semen and piss faster than any man that steps up to the urinal.
 
Saline injection paired with a ShopVac and a Bicylce pump....Oh, and a Monkey. Or a flaming homosexual with over-developed Masseter muscles.....At least that's what Weldingman meant when he said "I am light and half Gay"

:hehe:
 
Get it hard then slap it around, hard. Worked for me.

Trust me.
 
I heard hgh makes your dick thicker or at least Jose Canseco said that in his book where he talks about his steroid use. Makes your hands head feet bigger too if dose high for to long!
 
Get a girl with small hands, perception is everything.
 
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