I've decided what special power I want...

[Crono1000]

I've always asked, "what super power would I want?" And my answer often depended on my needs at the time I was asking.

If I were taking a difficult test, I would want to read minds so I could scan the answers from the teacher.

If I were stuck in traffic or late for something, I would want to be able to teleport or fly or swing like spider man

If I needed money, I would wish for super strength or speed or agility so that I could dominate at some professional sport and rake in the big bucks

But I never had a universal power that met my need no matter what the occasion; I'm not always taking a test, stuck in traffic, or in need of money. Finally, I've figured it out:

I'm always horny, so I want the power to masterbate at any time, any where without paying the consequences for it. People around me would just carry on their business, totally oblivious to the awkwardness of the guy sitting next to them on the bus, handing them change at the cash register, or parked behind them at the red light wanking it like he were the only person in the world.

 

[section8]

I've always asked, "what super power would I want?" And my answer often depended on my needs at the time I was asking.

If I were taking a difficult test, I would want to read minds so I could scan the answers from the teacher.

If I were stuck in traffic or late for something, I would want to be able to teleport or fly or swing like spider man

If I needed money, I would wish for super strength or speed or agility so that I could dominate at some professional sport and rake in the big bucks

But I never had a universal power that met my need no matter what the occasion; I'm not always taking a test, stuck in traffic, or in need of money. Finally, I've figured it out:

I'm always horny, so I want the power to masterbate at any time, any where without paying the consequences for it. People around me would just carry on their business, totally oblivious to the awkwardness of the guy sitting next to them on the bus, handing them change at the cash register, or parked behind them at the red light wanking it like he were the only person in the world.

Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey

 

[MyK]

Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey

AAAArrrrrrrrrggg Indeed!

 

[MyK]

I was always stuck between freezing time, no travel time, and flying!

 

[GFR]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=63812

 

[goandykid]

Mind power easily. Or being Wolverine would be amazing...




I can't belive I jsut said that

 

[maniclion]

Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey

Well shiver me timbers and call me sassy.

 

[Nachez]

Id like to having a super human healing factor
and the ability to control the weather.

 

[DOMS]

I want whatever power it takes to get Jessica Simpson in bed.

 

[topolo]

Id like to having a super human healing factor
and the ability to control the weather.

How about the ability to speak without drooling?