Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons, What do you Say??

[Hoglander]

I was in the bathroom not taking a bath a bit ago. The doorbell rang after much barking by my dogs. In my hurry to get to the door I went to the door unclean. It was Mormons. I said I wasn't interested. They asked if there was anything they could do for me. I thought of asking them to clean my ass with their bible but politely told them if they would just have a good day that would be what I wanted.

What do you say or wish to say next time??

 

[tomuchgear]

if you want to keep them from coming back answer the door naked and speak gibberish.

 

[DOMS]

I lived in Utah for several years. Mormons are some of the nicest, most helpful people I've met.

They actually do stuff to back up their talk. Unlike the catholics that I grew up with.

 

[Hoglander]

I really got the feeling that if I asked them to weed the garden or such that they really would. That's why I had to be nice when I didn't want to.

DAMN THEM!!!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!

 

[DOMS]

 

[The Monkey Man]

The key words...

"I've been disfellowshipped."





disfellowshipped.org

I think one of the testimonies is actually foremanrules

 

[IronAddict]

I'm always finding myself in that situation! And they all say the same thing. I always say no you can't do anything for me, but how about a beer, you must be thirsty with all the walking. They politely say no, turn and walk away.

 

[bio-chem]

I was in the bathroom not taking a bath a bit ago. The doorbell rang after much barking by my dogs. In my hurry to get to the door I went to the door unclean. It was Mormons. I said I wasn't interested. They asked if there was anything they could do for me. I thought of asking them to clean my ass with their bible but politely told them if they would just have a good day that would be what I wanted.

What do you say or wish to say next time??

sounds like you handled it just right. i'm glad that they did the right thing and you they didn't make you feel like they were being pushy

 

[MCx2]

My dad used to fuck with anyone that came to the door pretty hard. He was in his 70's when I was growing up so people were never sure if he was fucking around or just senile. I felt bad for them sometimes, he was brutal.

 

[mcguin]

usually when they come to my door they ask me if I've spoken to god lately, so I usually have a phone in hand and let them know that he's on hold as we speak...for some reason they don't like me anymore...?

 

[tomuchgear]

eh i just dont like to be botherd at all. with my tats and what not i get alot of shit from door to door people. i tend to be at least a little rude.

 

[Little Wing]

we have Jehovah's witnesses here. i take their phone number and tell them i'll call them when i actually have some free time. they don't come back.

 

[Little Wing]

my mom used to have my little brother answer the door and tell them we were happy being "heathens"

 

[bio-chem]

my mom used to have my little brother answer the door and tell them we were happy being "heathens"

thats awesome. stuff like this actually makes a missionaries day. we understand most people are not interested in the message. thats fine, but little bits of humor in the day make things fun.

 

[Little Wing]

thats awesome. stuff like this actually makes a missionaries day. we understand most people are not interested in the message. thats fine, but little bits of humor in the day make things fun.

some religious guy came to the house once and my little brother, who was not in school yet, gave him a thorough lesson as to how you could tell if the baby bunnies were boy or girls. my mom still talks about it.

 

[Little Wing]

it's true the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. one of my son's tutors asked if maybe next time he came we could all pray together. i joked with Tesla that i ought to draw out a big pentagram on the floor n have candles lit next time he showed up. i still wish i had.

 

[bio-chem]

it's true the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. one of my son's tutors asked if maybe next time he came we could all pray together. i joked with Tesla that i ought to draw out a big pentagram on the floor n have candles lit next time he showed up. i still wish i had.

i love to hear stories like that. it shows people of differing views can in fact co-exist. It's funny because the same stories are told from the other perspective as well to the same amusement.

 

[Little Wing]

i love to hear stories like that. it shows people of differing views can in fact co-exist. It's funny because the same stories are told from the other perspective as well to the same amusement.

well around 1969 someone had a funny rabbit story to tell and i would have loved to hear them tell it

 

[maniclion]

Thank Satan for the BEWARE OF GOD sign on my gate....

 

[The Monkey Man]

I once (no BS)

Got a call from a friend that lived down another street in the neiborhood
warning me the jehova's were in the area..

so they show up about an hour or two after that.
I had a nasty gym tank top ready

And answered the door with a partially disassembled 12gauge
and cleaning rod, a southern accent, and the nasty shirt on.

They asked one question and left.

I even acted really polite and half-interested

 

[Will Brink]

I was in the bathroom not taking a bath a bit ago. The doorbell rang after much barking by my dogs. In my hurry to get to the door I went to the door unclean. It was Mormons. I said I wasn't interested. They asked if there was anything they could do for me. I thought of asking them to clean my ass with their bible but politely told them if they would just have a good day that would be what I wanted.

What do you say or wish to say next time??

"Sorry, I don't read fiction" has always been a favorite of mine.