Just a guy is the national bench press champion

[Deeznuts]

Well what exactly is the point of this thread? The last time I checked this is the "Training" forum. Since when is it used to be sarcastic about what other members claim to lift. So what if he can bench that, so what if he can't. I'm sure as hell not going to loose sleep over it or worry about it. I know what I can lift and that's all that matters. What "Just a guy" can lift does not effect me or anyone in anyway. If he can throw that up - hats off. If he can't - oh well.

 

[JerseyDevil]

So if someone claims a bodyfat of 6%, or that they lost 40 lbs in 2 months, or gained 40 lbs of LBM in 2 months, you feel they should have to provide proof? This is the internet man. Everything I read I take with a grain of salt.

 

[Mudge]

Shoot Ronnie Coleman said he was something like .5% bodyfat, hydrostatic testing told him so. Duchaine claimed they are not accurate below 15% and that calipers are accurate to 6% and no further.

With Visceral fat and such whoooooooo knows.

 

[Nuclear Blast]

The goal in my life is to be healthy and look good. Who cares if I can or can't bench over 500 lbs.

 

[MarcusMaximus]

this is teh funniest shit i have read in a long time. beats doing something productive. although there were a few intelligent posts they were clearly inthe minority. people with nothign better to do arguing about nothing. i was waiting for someone to start pointing out grammatical error or speeling mistakes...i say keep it going. every once in a while i need a good laugh at someone else' expense.

 

[Just a guy]

Well.. once again.. im not lieing maddog... And i also dont owe this board shit... BUT when i do get a web camera u ARE going to have to stick ur pussy little foot in your mouth.. I SWEAR TO GOD... STOP WHILE YOUR AHEAD. Because i WILL embarass you. That is my Good word brother.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Originally posted by MarcusMaximus
this is teh funniest shit i have read in a long time. beats doing something productive. although there were a few intelligent posts they were clearly inthe minority. people with nothign better to do arguing about nothing. i was waiting for someone to start pointing out grammatical error or speeling mistakes...i say keep it going. every once in a while i need a good laugh at someone else' expense.

why do you people keep coming in here to say that???

Everyone has said that!

ok so waht

this thread is funny

people are lying

OK WE GET THE POINT! quit trying to be all phylosophical already damn

 

[MarcusMaximus]

Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
why do you people keep coming in here to say that???

Everyone has said that!

ok so waht

this thread is funny

people are lying

OK WE GET THE POINT! quit trying to be all phylosophical already damn

it'slike watching a train wreck in slow motion. you see the car stuck on the tracks, the drunk driver still in the car reaching for the last bottle of bud that slipped under the passenger seat; you see the train a-coming, coming down the track ( sung to a johnny cash? tune ) but you can't do anything to either help the driver out or stop the train.
the people involved don't have a clue as to why others watch. and the drunkard defends himself for trying to get the last can of beer before the train comes.
it's a train wreck all right.
Run Ronnie Run....

 

[maddog1]

Wow, what a deep analogy - could you analyze that for us unenlightened dilletantes.

Oh, and I just do this to see how many hits I can generate on a thread. The old "I call you out" or "I challenge what you say" theme is bound to generate alot of interest eh?
So maybe I'm really the "crowd" watching the drunks get hit.

 

[maddog1]

And kid - I never said you were lying, just that you should offer some proof, since it seems to be a national record - I'd just like to see the record lift. So there are no words to swallow or whatever you wrote.

 

[Just a guy]

mother fucker Quit calling me kid. I told u ONCE before DO NOT put my name in your mouth... and look... u start a thread on me. u got issues man.

 

[maddog1]

Since this is the training forum - let's get back to training, please tell us how you doubled your bench in 6 months and set this record. All tips are appreciated.
Also, when is the date by which you will post your lifting pic - I'm looking forward to seeing it.

 

[Just a guy]

TRICEPS... is what got me there... i have a genetic gift in my triceps... They are Ungodly strong in EVERYONE's opinion around here... when i do get the camera i will let u witness that too.

And u wanna know what was different about my training?? A SHIT LOAD OF GEAR... i guess u really dont understand how much roids i was actually using when i pushed up 415.

I rarely benched... i usually just worked with the 120-150 lbs dumbbells, cables, and hammer strength.

I only did one body part a day... doing ATLEAST 25 sets.
Ohh and here's another "lie" for you... im curling 185x2.

But u know what i have to show for it? HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE... I wish i would had NEVER used that much gear and trained that hard.

But everything i say is true.

 

[Just a guy]

and for the record... how much gear i was using was 150mg'sTren ED 175mg's Test prop ED 100mg's Winny ED
200mg's DECA every week and 600mg's EQ every week.

 

[Just a guy]

oh... and i will post the PIC when my next cycle starts... I can still throw up 375 off cycle. U never know... it might be higher than 415 when i do start my next one.

 

[Deeznuts]

Originally posted by Just a guy
and for the record... how much gear i was using was 150mg'sTren ED 175mg's Test prop ED 100mg's Winny ED
200mg's DECA every week and 600mg's EQ every week.

That's a shitload of gear man. How old are you?

 

[Just a guy]

19

 

[maddog1]

Oh ok, now we understand, you have genetically good triceps and were using nearly 4 grams of steroids per week. We thought you were just some freak of nature.
Noone has used the word "lie", so there is no need to quote it.
Thanks for the training insights - I guess with that amount of drugs, you can easily do the 25 sets.

Your BP still high? how long you been off?

 

[rockcrest]

this am i did:

135 for 10
165 for 8
185 for 8
195 for 4

i'm 5'4" 140....i could care less about how much i lift as long as i get a good pump.


ps> can't believe i just read this whole thread

 

[Mudge]

Get that BP down that is going to kill your heart.

 

[Deeznuts]

Originally posted by Just a guy
19

How long have you been juicing. That seems like a pretty advanced cycle. Sorry to fling questions at you - i'm just interested.

 

[JerseyDevil]

You need to get that BP down before you even consider another cycle JAG. Are you sure your BP was normal before you started the cycle?

 

[MarcusMaximus]

this whole thread

Originally posted by rockcrest
can't believe i just read this whole thread

yeah, its like watching a bad stand up comic; you sit there with a semi grin on sort of expecting to get a laugh, so you extend the guy some credit but nothing worth laughing at is ever said by the quy.
for reasons unknown, one angry pup decided to devote an entire thread to ridiculing some guy when the guy was doing a pretty good job of it on his own!
nothin needed to be said. and this has steamrolled into quite an enjoyable show. how far will these two go until they simply run out of steam then discover that they actually have something in common, hug each other and walk away from all this. tune in for the next exciting episode....

 

[MarcusMaximus]

Originally posted by maddog1
Oh, and I just do this to see how many hits I can generate on a thread. The old "I call you out" or "I challenge what you say" theme is bound to generate alot of interest eh?
So maybe I'm really the "crowd" watching the drunks get hit.

nah, the best threads to start are the ones about racial issues or homosexuals or abortion. that brings people out of the woodwork. i saw a shirt the other day " i am all for same sex marriages-- as long as the two chicks are hot!". that started tongues wagging....lol or drolling..

So maybe I'm really the "crowd" watching the drunks get hit.

sure -but i dont' believe so

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Re: this whole thread

Originally posted by MarcusMaximus
yeah, its like watching a bad stand up comic; you sit there with a semi grin on sort of expecting to get a laugh, so you extend the guy some credit but nothing worth laughing at is ever said by the quy.
for reasons unknown, one angry pup decided to devote an entire thread to ridiculing some guy when the guy was doing a pretty good job of it on his own!
nothin needed to be said. and this has steamrolled into quite an enjoyable show. how far will these two go until they simply run out of steam then discover that they actually have something in common, hug each other and walk away from all this. tune in for the next exciting episode....

now this i have to agree with

ive done the same thing with these stand ups

 

[Just a guy]

Im an idiot fellas... i went to the DOC today about my blood pressure... We were using too little of a cuff... they busted out the large and my BP was 130/66... Heh.. started my next cycle today. Will have that pic for u soon Maddog...

The cycle i started today is my third since August.

 

[Just a guy]

ohh and got my Trigylcerides(sp?) checked along with Free test, test, and liver. will let yall know about them.

 

[Mudge]

None of the test/estro means anything until you have been off all drugs for one to two months.

 

[Just a guy]

was about 3 weeks... oh well... my balls are huge so i will have to take that as my test.

 

[camarosuper6]

I wish a mod would close this thread