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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought my friend. "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong; she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." When the Vicar at Sunday School asked her, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" she replied. "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" "No," her mother replied, "they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"
The girl replied almost directly into the pastor's clip-on mike "Yes,
and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." "Yes, I know," she replies, "and I'm gonna get boobs too."