Lessons learned.

[Jo-Anna]

Irontime,

Did you take advantage of the oportunity you had, to surprise her by being ready for her, because you knew she was on her way home? What a great way to get out of bed early in the morning!

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Jo-Anna
Did you take advantage of the oportunity you had, to surprise her by being ready for her, because you knew she was on her way home? What a great way to get out of bed early in the morning!

Surprise her?!? What the hell are you talking about? I should have made her sleep on the couch for that one!

 

[Jo-Anna]

Awwwwwww you're so cheap, probably spoiled rotten too!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Jo-Anna
Awwwwwww you're so cheap, probably spoiled rotten too!

Well, I'd sure as hell say rotten......................I don't know about the spoiled part. (Then again, he does stink the place up. )

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Jo-Anna
Awwwwwww you're so cheap, probably spoiled rotten too!

Alrighty, let's turn the tables on this one, shall we?
Let's say that your man was out at the bar with his buddies allnight, gave the cab company the wrong phone number so they woke you up at 3am, then stumbled in completely hammered, reaking like alcohol, and then wanted to have sex....oh ya, you have to get up for work in a few hours
Would you try to surprise him when he got home?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime Would you try to surprise him when he got home?

Yeah, she'd surprise him with a baseball bat upside the head.

 

[irontime]

exactly

 

[cornfed]

Originally posted by irontime
Alrighty, this one's for the ladies;

If you are on a hockey team and it's the end of the year wind-up, please, go out and have fun. Us men realize that you are going to get completely smashed and that is okay. Now you did not ruin your chances of getting laid when you stumble in drunk and horny, but I did have to think about it

Albob, I knew you did spinning, but when did you start with hockey? I mean I always knew you loved to play with the stick...

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
Alrighty, this one's for the ladies;

OK Cornhole, you apparently missed this little tid-bit. He was obviously talking about YOU.

 

[irontime]

Both of you are WAY too ugly to be anybodies girlfriend

 

[Jo-Anna]

Originally posted by irontime
Alrighty, let's turn the tables on this one, shall we?
Let's say that your man was out at the bar with his buddies allnight, gave the cab company the wrong phone number so they woke you up at 3am, then stumbled in completely hammered, reaking like alcohol, and then wanted to have sex....oh ya, you have to get up for work in a few hours
Would you try to surprise him when he got home?

It's the warning!! I'm already woken up by the phone call. I can't sleep because I'm so angry, but at least he's coming home for his pleasure and not going somewhere else (that did happen to me once before - right). There is no point in going back to bed for an hour of tossing and turning - I hate to wake up mad.

So I jump in the shower and light a candle, then when he walks in, I ask him to go have a quick shower and then we can play

I think that is a better way to start my day.

 

[irontime]

You really want to start your day at 3 am?

And why bother with the shower? She is completely hammered. It was more than enough that she got laid.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Jo-Anna
but at least he's coming home for his pleasure and not going somewhere else

Okay, that part I agree with I have no problems with her comming home for the pleasure instead of going out, I even told her that. But I bet that it wouldn't be so easy if it was me comming home at 3 am reaking like booze