Oh what a day this was...
After shitting for 30 min...
All 30 sec+
Flat db press
90lb dbs for 5x5
Flat db press, lighter
75lb dbs for 2x8
Emergency shit.
Same thing again
75lb dbs for 2x8
Wide lat pulldowns
140lbs for 4-5x8
Flex bar
Ran out of time cuz of shitting and didnt shower. But my day was just getting started.
Get to work, not 5 min, gotta shit again.
I decide to bring my gym bag, with my protein, my sani wipes, and asshole wipes.
I go into the family stall and feel a beast. I decided to guzzle my protein to help shoot the shit out.
I then pull out the sani wipes to prep by cleaning the seat, but it was time.
I fucking drop the pack, drop my pants, and swing to the toilet, but it sprayed all over the wall, the floor, the toilet, the toilet seat, the pipe, the other side of the wall, and oh fuck yes, on me. Not only down my legs and hands, but i ended up sitting on the seat covered in my shit.