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Little annoyances...

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I haven't had one of those in years. Oh, and I could go for a Chocodile... Hmmmmm.


See, this is what hoodia is for! :sob:
 
You had a ding dong last night, doncha remember?
 
shiznit2169 said:
I have a few of my own

- Friends who continue to bug you about something that you cant or dont want to do and will still harass you until you give up or get extremely mad
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I had a friend like that. He actually meant well, but he did try to get me out n about in a negative way. If he was more like Stifler in American Pie, smiling and making smart comments, instead of being offensive, then I wouldve been convinced that Id be missing out on a good time.




shiznit2169 said:
- The biggest one of all are people who always annoy me by asking me why i eat 6 meals a day ... why i carry around a gallon of water everyday ... why i am so organized and strict about my eating and training schedule ... and the fact that i need to "lighten" up and mock me by acting like i am trying to be all tough and macho. To make this situation 10x worse, i explain to them in thorough detail but they STILL continue to ask me about these things that i have already told them about months ago. Just fucking give it up already!
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This happens, but I am pretty rude about it and people stop asking.

E.g. Why are you so picky about what you eat?
Cuz I dont want to let myself go and turn into a fat fucking slob like you.
 
The assholes that drive up to a stop sign before you do on the opposite side and give you the right of way. Yeah, giving up the right of way annoys me.


Going to a bar with a date or a drinking buddy and finding only 1 empty seat per 5 taken seats.

Going out on a date or with a drinking buddy that gets on the cell phone the same time you answer your phone.

Walking up to a store that has maybe 4 doors/2entrances on one side of the building. Someone is following behind me going to the same store. I walk passed all 3 doors and opening the 4th one, only to notice the person behinds me doesnt want to open the 1st door they notice, but the first already OPEN door.

Kids that run right into your feet or your path while in a store.

Old farts that are in front of you while walking in a store and then just suddenly stopping!

Having to take a LONG (not physical) shit causing you to be late to work.

Having to find time to take a shower and wash the remnants of that shit off when you believe youre going to get laid that evening.

Certain people that are known for having particuliar bad breath. Jesus, see a dentist already.

Telling someone on the phone about something embarrsing, crude, or heart warming, and then hearing them say, "hold on, I got another call."

Girls with their kids screaming in the background and completely zoning the noise out, expecting you to do the same and finish your sentence.
 
Yeah people will say I'm a picky eater. Well I suppose I am, but it's not like the stuff I choose to eat tastes amazing and I love it. There are so many other things that I would rather eat but choose not to. Why? Because I have some self-control and am aware of what goes into my body.
 
Just like coffee or beer. I dont drink the shit cuz of the taste.


fufu said:
Yeah people will say I'm a picky eater. Well I suppose I am, but it's not like the stuff I choose to eat tastes amazing and I love it. There are so many other things that I would rather eat but choose not to. Why? Because I have some self-control and am aware of what goes into my body.
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How about when I stop at a light or an intersection and politely wait for the person who has the right of way to proceed, then they fucking wave me to go. WTF, just fucking go damnit, I waited for you. So I just wait there while they signal me to go, and I make it a point to wait a long time just out of principal, then I finally effin go and so do they, then they get all pissed and uptight. It is people like them that are making drivers worse. If they would take their lawful initiative and just fucking go people wouldn't have the habit of cutting each other off.

Or how about when people pull out on you and make you brake strongly. I'm not talking about tapping the brake to be safe, you have to fucking slam that thing or else they will hit you. Of course they will take another turn about 20 feet later.

Once a lady took a left out of a parking lot cutting me off. Being the man that I am, driven on principals, I braked at the last possible moment almost hitting her and gave her a look. The look that says, "I want to melt your face with a flamerthrower". Then, get this, the bitch starts waving her hands all about and yelling at me like I'm Mr. Dangerous driving 30 mph down a road while she pulls out on me. So I just keep staring at her and she keeps yelling. God damn it, what the FUCK was she thinking. How can she honestly be mad at you when they make such a blatant mistake on their own part. I'll tell you how, fucking stupidity has eaten half her brain and left the other a shriveled mass of flesh and nerves.

on that note, I'm going to sleep, and I except to this thread accumulate over 100 posts by the time I awake, that is all.
 
fufu said:
How about when I stop at a light or an intersection and politely wait for the person who has the right of way to proceed, then they fucking wave me to go. WTF, just fucking go damnit, I waited for you. So I just wait there while they signal me to go, and I make it a point to wait a long time just out of principal, then I finally effin go and so do they, then they get all pissed and uptight. It is people like them that are making drivers worse. If they would take their lawful initiative and just fucking go people wouldn't have the habit of cutting each other off.

Or how about when people pull out on you and make you brake strongly. I'm not talking about tapping the brake to be safe, you have to fucking slam that thing or else they will hit you. Of course they will take another turn about 20 feet later.

Once a lady took a left out of a parking lot cutting me off. Being the man that I am, driven on principals, I braked at the last possible moment almost hitting her and gave her a look. The look that says, "I want to melt your face with a flamerthrower". Then, get this, the bitch starts waving her hands all about and yelling at me like I'm Mr. Dangerous driving 30 mph down a road while she pulls out on me. So I just keep staring at her and she keeps yelling. God damn it, what the FUCK was she thinking. How can she honestly be mad at you when they make such a blatant mistake on their own part. I'll tell you how, fucking stupidity has eaten half her brain and left the other a shriveled mass of flesh and nerves.

on that note, I'm going to sleep, and I except to this thread accumulate over 100 posts by the time I awake, that is all.
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People that make long posts.
 
How about when women NAG AT YOU AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY FOR NO REASON.

I hate when people you know take the side of the other party.
And by party, I mean someone you know, like a professor and someone they don't know....

I'm drawing at straws here, I just got out of 4 long classes and I'm spent.
 
yo mom bringing home 3 flavor ice cream. fkin strawberry
 
When traffic moves slower than the speed limit.

When traffic moves the speed limit.

When people do not get the fuck out of my way.

When people walk side by side in the grocery store.

When fat lazy fuckers black traffic behind them while they wait 3 minutes to get a parking spot 4 spaces closer to the store.

When people don't use traffic logic when they push their buggy.

When people walk slow in a store.

When people don't get the fuck out of my way in the mall.


Sorry guys, I don't have much free time so I walk and drive at a very fast pace.
 
getting lied to by someone you trust. :(
 
KelJu said:
When traffic moves slower than the speed limit.

When traffic moves the speed limit.

When people do not get the fuck out of my way.

When people walk side by side in the grocery store.

When fat lazy fuckers black traffic behind them while they wait 3 minutes to get a parking spot 4 spaces closer to the store.

When people don't use traffic logic when they push their buggy.

When people walk slow in a store.

When people don't get the fuck out of my way in the mall.


Sorry guys, I don't have much free time so I walk and drive at a very fast pace.
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Racist!
 
trying to do crunches and the cat thinks you are trying to play thus bites at your hand or my favorite it when he bats at my head. :grumble:
 
People that get annoyed by minor inconviences that they should not let bother them. JK, kind of.
 
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When the store puts all of the milk that expires in 3 days in the front and you dig back and find the ones that expire much later.

Going to Walmart with your girl and she finds a curtain that will match perfect in the bedroom, but she can't find the matching side so you have to sort through their damned chaotic mess which they hire department people to take care of, so your like fuck it and go searching for the department head to make her fucking dig through the mess she should be rearranging. When you find her she's in some other department gabbing with Sara the cleaning goods woman. Anyway you tell Stella the curtain woman to find the matching side to the curtain you've been assigned to find. She lies and says she doesn't think they have anymore and you say "You have to it comes as a set, why would your purchasing person order an odd number of something that comes as a set? Or did Willie Wonka with his half room you see at the end of the movie where everything is chopped in half buy one side for his half window?" "So please type this number up on your computer and see how many it thinks you have in stock."

Stella finds that their should be three more somewhere in the store, then she recalls she has some in her basket of misstocked items that other departments find because sometimes people suddenly decide they can't afford the curtains and Pampers so they toss the curtains behind the baby wipes. Anyway I get the other curtain from Stella walk away and she, instead of restocking her basket of items meanders back over to Sara to gossip about what an asshole I was for making her do her job....
 
maniclion said:
When the store puts all of the milk that expires in 3 days in the front and you dig back and find the ones that expire much later.

Going to Walmart with your girl and she finds a curtain that will match perfect in the bedroom, but she can't find the matching side so you have to sort through their damned chaotic mess which they hire department people to take care of, so your like fuck it and go searching for the department head to make her fucking dig through the mess she should be rearranging. When you find her she's in some other department gabbing with Sara the cleaning goods woman. Anyway you tell Stella the curtain woman to find the matching side to the curtain you've been assigned to find. She lies and says she doesn't think they have anymore and you say "You have to it comes as a set, why would your purchasing person order an odd number of something that comes as a set? Or did Willie Wonka with his half room you see at the end of the movie where everything is chopped in half buy one side for his half window?" "So please type this number up on your computer and see how many it thinks you have in stock."

Stella finds that their should be three more somewhere in the store, then she recalls she has some in her basket of misstocked items that other departments find because sometimes people suddenly decide they can't afford the curtains and Pampers so they toss the curtains behind the baby wipes. Anyway I get the other curtain from Stella walk away and she, instead of restocking her basket of items meanders back over to Sara to gossip about what an asshole I was for making her do her job....
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That was a good read. You are very articulate. I also really hate when people who work in stores complain about doing their job just because they had to walk 100 feet to the back room to check for something.
 
AKIRA said:
Seeing sunny skies everyday youre at work, but on your day off? Overcast and/or thunderstorms.
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I agree with most of the things people have said. The last time I was in Orlando, virtually every day was nice and sunny.. except for the day we went to Sea World. Weather.com was wrong that day. :mad:
 
People who use the squat rack for everything. I had to use a ghetto squat cage today because of one of these.

"I just started.. I still need to do military press, curls, and upright rows.. three sets of each."
:wtf:
 
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