Make up a word and give it a meaning...

[maniclion]

Would Peniusness be an instinctual trait.

 

[min0 lee]

Capslocitus - a disease which prevents a person from turning the caps lock off on thier keyboard

I like that one.

 

[Dante B.]

Would Peniusness be an instinctual trait.

From personal experience, I'd say yes. Then again, I'd rather blame my genetics. Severly retarded children have been known to masturbate without regard of location and circumstance (hence the old myth that masturbation makes you retarded). A g-tard, too, is prone to reckless and excessive masturbation; there's no impulse to invite anyone else to the party in your pants, and no one cares to crash it.

One can easily assume the opposite of a penius. The Human Genome Project is the only hope for the rest of us, and our offspring.

 

[Flex]

Mirapill- (MEE-rah-pill)

Def: A one-time use, one pill steroid that actually coincides with today's society's beliefs that anyone who takes steroids will turn into this: http://www.healthmaniaclub.com/bodybuilder/photos/photos02-12.htm

 

[gopro]

Dejavoodoo: when you could have sworn that you put a curse on someone when you actually never did.

 

[Little Wing]

groove bumps.... the goose bumps you get from really great music

or is that just me

i get a constant busy signal
when i call you on the phone
i get a strong uneasy feeling...

 

[Luke9583]

groove bumps.... the goose bumps you get from really great music

or is that just me

i get a constant busy signal
when i call you on the phone
i get a strong uneasy feeling...

WOW, I like that one! That's SO me

 

[Little Wing]

glad i could help

 

[Paynne]

funkitosis:

Your gym bag has some serious funkitosis going on.

 

[maniclion]

Squagie (squat wedgie) - when you squat and then come up and your shorts are stuck in your crack.

 

[bio-chem]

my friends and i always use the word puhduh. to mean pussy

 

[Little Wing]

things kids say are awesome my son said callipitter = caterpillar

 

[Spitfire]

Antidisestablishmentarianism... Oh wait thats a real word
dyinfrabordum - when home alone without shit to do
sentence
I am on ironmagazine.com and still dyinfrabordum

 

[Little Wing]

akk.

 

[Shae]

I know its from Sex and The City but I love this word:

Absofuckinlutly: Means certainty



Carrie: Do you realy mean that the sex was great?

Mr. Big: Absofuckinlutly.

 

[Fade]

surfareer: When you surf the web at work and get paid for it.

ol'peniphobia: Fear of the old naked men in the gyms locker room.

 

[maniclion]

Pivers: Piss + Shivers = the shudder after a really good urination.

 

[cmrapp11]

FUKITOL (fu-kit-all)

Depressed? Over worked? Job suck? Unappreciated? Family problems? Money worries? Well here is a pill for you! When life just blows... FUKITOL!!

 

[cmrapp11]

Forgot the sentence!

Now that I'm taking Fukitol, my stress levels have gone WAY down! Yeah I lost my job, I'm broke and single again... but now I can just say fuck it! Thanks Fukitol!

 

[BigDyl]

Forgot the sentence!

Now that I'm taking Fukitol, my stress levels have gone WAY down! Yeah I lost my job, I'm broke and single again... but now I can just say fuck it! Thanks Fukitol!

My whole family was killed in a freak asteroid crash, except for my wife, who screwed my best friend, and then had kids by him. Now I have to pay child support, and I can't afford it because I contracted a rare form of cocktitus which caused me to loose my job and friends. Fuck it though, i got Fukitol!

 

[Minotaur]

Mertrucilious (mer-troos-ill-us): adjective. Ridiculous beyond belief; beyond ludicrous.

 

[Spitfire]

Forgot the sentence!

Now that I'm taking Fukitol, my stress levels have gone WAY down! Yeah I lost my job, I'm broke and single again... but now I can just say fuck it! Thanks Fukitol!

Sounds like Fukitol is already called crack