Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

[Pepper]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=5&u=/nm/zambia_suicide_dc

A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Was the man named "ALBOB"?

 

[MaxMirkin]

Why did the hen have to die? Was she not the true victim in all of this?

 

[Var]

Mmmm...chicken...

 

[irontime]

Why did the hen have to die? Was she not the true victim in all of this?

Would you want to eat that hen after knowing where it has been?

But realistically I think the wife should have been punished. You know that she has not been putting out if the poor guy has to fuck a chicken

 

[LAM]

he should have just hung himself when he woke up that morning ! lol

 

[ALBOB]

Was the man named "ALBOB"?

And the hen was named "I are Baboon".

 

[maniclion]

And the hen was named "I are Baboon".

Albob drops back, shoots, SCORES

 

[maniclion]

The hen was slaughtered after the incident

Being that the hen survived the incident suggests that this man must've been lacking in the nether regions. His wife should've killed him long ago. Or was she visiting the dog house when she heard the cackling inside the home.

 

[Burner02]

Mmmm...chicken...

...yeah..with a special glaze sauce.....

 

[Little Wing]

yuk, Burner I know you cook but geeze...

 

[Randy]

Now I have heard of the cock and the hen, but this is rediculous

 

[Burner02]

yuk, Burner I know you cook but geeze...

it's all in the preparation, hun!

 

[Randy]

Preparation hell... Burner just pours beer on it

 

[Burner02]

Preparation hell... Burner just pours beer on it

beer makes great marinade! (mainly for chicken)
I also use italian dressing and either some tequilla or jim beam to marinate steaks.
I'm friggin merlin with a grill!

Hey randy- did u ever make any of that chilli from way back when?

 

[Randy]

Yeah Burner, That is why I mentioned beer.
Beer is a cooks best friend

You know Burner, I haven't made that chili yet. I think I might try to do that tomorrow.
I have a nice slow cooker just sitting around waiting for me to make that chili. I printed out like half a dozen recipies.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

damnit
I didnt expect my story to get out this quick...

 

[Burner02]

Yeah Burner, That is why I mentioned beer.
Beer is a cooks best friend

You know Burner, I haven't made that chili yet. I think I might try to do that tomorrow.
I have a nice slow cooker just sitting around waiting for me to make that chili. I printed out like half a dozen recipies.

me too!
poor little crock pot is getting dust on it....

 

[Burner02]

damnit
I didnt expect my story to get out this quick...

you Texans have a helluva prom party!

 

[Randy]

me too!
poor little crock pot is getting dust on it....

I'll have to make some hot enough chili to burn the dust off of both of our crock pots

 

[Burner02]

sounds like a winner!

 

[Little Wing]

"beer makes great marinade! (mainly for chicken)
I also use italian dressing and either some tequilla or jim beam to marinate steaks.
I'm friggin merlin with a grill!" Burner02


so the chicken gets fucked either way geeze- men.

 

[Burner02]

heh heh..where there's a man with food on a grill..there will be a woman with a plate to eat it..

 

[Little Wing]

you lookin for a woman or an alcoholic?

 

[Burner02]

ha!
She's a good woman.

 

[Little Wing]

i meant cuz of all the booze in your post above silly

 

[Burner02]

oh..heh heh...the alcohol burns of while it cooks..leaving the taste..good stuff!

 

[Tank316]

sad to say, but chicken will never be looked upon the same.