masterbation

[Sapphire]

ok

but back off on LAM, that's spitfire's man

HEY Spitfire is MY man!!!

 

[pmorphy1]

Ok Macho Men What Do I Say To Tell One Of You You Have A Great Body--cause I Know How Much Work It Takes.......

 

[pmorphy1]

Yeah Spit Is Hot Too!!!!

 

[Spitfire]

Wooo Hooo
Wait why am I loved in the maturbation thread

 

[pmorphy1]

hey spit, thank God for small favors!!!!!!!!!!! ok guys and girls---does your man treat you right? and guys you know your stupid when it comes to women!!!!

 

[SPIKE1257]

Just don't use the same comments a woman would use. Do I need to elaborate ?

 

[pmorphy1]

ok what then???????? are you guys so hung up that you can't compliment each other tell me the right word,PLEASE

 

[SPIKE1257]

Are we going back to those Asspirate threads again ?

 

[pmorphy1]

oh comon stop it------

 

[Spitfire]

Are you trying to write a book?

 

[pmorphy1]

actually , i've thought about it

 

[BoneCrusher]

I think you just need to practice thinking like a dude would pmorph. I could actually hear the gay inflectual tones in your voice when you posted that " ... what a hunk" remark. My gaydar went off the screen on that one. Not trying to be cruel here. Something like "you look like you could bench bress a dump truck" woulda done nicely.

In a bar scene Lam woulda had to slap you down over that hunk remark ... verbally at least. Picture nothing but the tops of your shoes sticking out of the nearest trash-can. The dump truck remark woulda puffed out his chest and brought out stories of how he used to be a super-hero in the old days till all the lil stickboys started doing it & then he quit.

Everyone here will accept you and not dog you IF you behave.

 

[BoneCrusher]

Well except for Rich46yo ... but he dogs everyone.

 

[pmorphy1]

ok bone crusher i appriciate that---you guys are so physcologically fragile that i needed to know whats appropriate--thanks guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[SPIKE1257]

ok bone crusher i appriciate that---you guys are so physcologically fragile that i needed to know whats appropriate--thanks guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Do I detect a note of sarcasm ?

 

[pmorphy1]

I'm Only Saying It Cause Its True!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pumpthatiron]

pmorphy, get ur gay ass outta here... gay men are worst than dogs bro...

 

[BoneCrusher]

eh-hem ... uhhh .... well almost every one.

 

[djrx06]

I am all for it for both sexes. Do it alone, Do it in front of one another, Do it when your partner is being lazy during sex. It usually gives them the spark they need!

 

[Luke9583]

Dj,

You're sig is the only thing making this thread worthwhile.

 

[gr81]

^^I second that motion, and third it and fourth it too maYn, ya dig.. lol

 

[Sapphire]

This thread is starting to get BORING!

 

[ALBOB]

This thread is starting to get BORING!

Well, post some Sapphier pictures.

 

[Luke9583]

This thread is starting to get BORING!

"starting"?

 

[Riverdragon]

uh yeah

 

[david]

I just wait until she's asleep








and then do it on her face

Oh lordy lordy lord! That is F#cking CLASSIC! Poor Tits!

 

[pmorphy1]

how ya doin david---paul

 

[david]

Peachy, Paul... just peachy...

 

[Muscle_Girl]

K, someone has to block this guy's IP or something from accessing this site, first off he posts a pic of his "grion" area.. both with his weiner hanging out his dam shorts and him wearing his jock.. And now he wants to know guys masturbation stories, omg.. I smell ghey!

 

[david]

Did he really? Oh c'mon! Paul, what are you thinking? I would've rolled on the floor laughing if I saw that!