Masturbation preparations

[Vieope]

What do you usually do before the act?

 

[min0 lee]

I get a stuffed blue bunny and...............

 

[maniclion]

Make sure I have the audiences full attention.

 

[Crono1000]

make sure I have at least 30 seconds to kill

 

[Vieope]

You guys disgust me, amateurs.

 

[min0 lee]

You guys disgust me, amateurs.

I believe in outsourcing.

 

[carlito cool]

first i lock my door then turn out the lights and then the magic happens

 

[BulkMeUp]

I get my paraphernalia ready first. You know, the usual stuff... plastic bag, rope, handcuffs ..etc

 

[DiGiTaL]

I get my paraphernalia ready first. You know, the usual stuff... plastic bag, rope, handcuffs ..etc

lmao ^

 

[juggernaut]

I believe in outsourcing.

 

[Stevens]

Look at pictures of muscle-bound women aged 18+.

think of Jodie Marsh.

think of fighting muscle-bound women.

 

[MCx2]

All I need is a tissue.

 

[A7X]

Lock you door ... Grab some porno or have a really sexy thought in you head.

or just get your girlfriend to do it. i mean .. my masterbation has cut down loads

 

[MyK]

booty call!

 

[Lone Rider]

Turn on the TV to Martha Stewart.

 

[joesmooth20]

I make some hot tea and choke myself with a belt

 

[LexusGS]

go heavy on the cell tech!

 

[Burner02]

first i lock my door then turn out the lights and then the magic happens

you forgot to lock the door this time...
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1141820645/Caught_in_the_Act

 

[min0 lee]

you forgot to lock the door this time...
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1141820645/Caught_in_the_Act

Was that boy masterbating to a cartoon???

 

[b_reed23]

Mino...don't be silly, who would masturbate to a cartoon?? it's a PC game...sheesh

 

[the nut]

I usually sit on my hand for 10 minutes or so, til it falls asleep. Then i go to town, it feels like someone else is doing it!

 

[min0 lee]

Mino...don't be silly, who would masturbate to a cartoon?? it's a PC game...sheesh

 

[SuperFlex]

All I need is a tissue.

Not me...

 

[Detroit_4_Life]

What do you usually do before the act?

You get wayyyy too much into this type of stuff.

Lotion and a porno... Tissue...

 

[Nick+]

A whole roll of toilet paper helps.

 

[John H.]

A small amount of Vaseline Petrolum Jelly works great. Not too much - just enough to allow it to slide easily and allow a lot of friction as well.

Take Care, John H.

 

[assassin]

lol it doesn't need any special preparations at all , any thing that's available works ...

 

[Vieope]

A whole roll of toilet paper helps.

How man? Do you use that hole? Sick!

 

[kenwood]

some porn(or a good imagination), a place to sit, ame sure no one's around at the moment and then make the magic happen.

 

[Gazhole]

I talk dirty to myself in the mirror, then just look out the car windscreen at all the happy couples, and yank my plank.