Masturbation preparations

[DaMayor]

Well, I get Bessie to back up to the stump, and then I.....wait, that's a different act.

South Carolina.....where all the men are men, and all the cows are scared.

 

[Little Wing]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[KataKlysm954]

talking about jerking off with a bunch of dudes on a muscle forum thats healthy....

 

[DaMayor]

talking about jerking off with a bunch of dudes on a muscle forum thats healthy....

More like disgusting.

 

[bballstud]

Well first i run a couple miles and get more sweatier than a tiawana hooker that way my body is nice and sweaty like real the real dead is going on..



















not!

 

[pitbullguy01]

that has to suck

 

[DontStop]

Haha i dont really need to get ready? i can self lubricate, and be discrete about it lol. If I'm watching porn then maybe I'll sit a certain way, otherwise if it's just on my own, then its just something i do and then roll over and sleep. no cleanup really needed