Mates

[BritChick]

1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.

 

[MaxMirkin]

1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.

1. Check
2. Check
3. I'm always hungry, does that count?

So, in conclusion.......

 

[Vieope]

1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.

Check in all of them. Besides that I´m Vieope not Max.

 

[sweatshopchamp]

Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.

 

[Vieope]

How old are you Sweatshop?

 

[easton]

Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.

 

[Randy]

1) She's a good cook
2) She keeps the house tidy and clean
3) She takes my orders and follows them

Sounds like you need a Stepford Wife Baboon

When you get one, find one for me too....My laundry needs to be done as we speak

 

[sweatshopchamp]

I hope you come to know Christ.

 

[Randy]

I hope you come to know Christ.

Sweatshopchamp....

Max is beyond Christ

 

[Vieope]

Max is beyond Christ

Yeah, Christ usually calls Max´s hotline to ask for divine advice.

 

[SPIKE1257]

Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.

 

[Randy]

Yeah, Christ usually calls Max´s hotline to ask for divine advice.

I wouldn't go that far Vieope.

 

[Vieope]

I wouldn't go that far Vieope.

Are you a christian too?

 

[Randy]

Are you a christian too?

 

[I Are Baboon]

and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.

Cool, I'm bringing marshmallows.

 

[Jeanie]

1.Loves God more than anything
2.Is my best friend
3.Virgin (yes there are still beautifull virgin women out there)

I agree with you except for the virgin part. Kinda hard to find once you are over 35!

 

[easton]

go to england there's lots of mates there...
OD

.,..or australia!

 

[MaxMirkin]

.,..or australia!

Yeah, but in australia, the mates tend to hop around too much and have all that mucus in their pouches.

 

[Randy]

You seemed to enjoy one of those just last week MAX.. Remember these pictures you had taken?

She does look like she has a fair bit of mucus and lots of pouches, but not sure she can jump around to much. Well at least not after you got done with her

 

[OceanDude]

OMG,put up a warning sticky on that will ya Randy - I was just sitting down to dinner.
OD

 

[Randy]

Please forgive me OD, your absolutely right. I apologize!
That is a pretty scary sight indeed.

 

[John H.]

What are the top three things you look for in a potential spouse?

Hi Sweatshopchamp,

I am already married (VERY happily too!!!) but - to me the most important thing in a partner is WHO they ARE as a Human Being - the TOTALITY of them and the goodness of their heart and soul. And that you LOVE them through and through. And they you.

Take Care, John H.

 

[dnale48]

Honesty, good looks, happy personality, while still maintaining a burning desire to have pasionate animal sex.

 

[Randy]

To me its solely about Wild Monkey Sex

 

[MaxMirkin]

You seemed to enjoy one of those just last week MAX.. Remember these pictures you had taken?

She does look like she has a fair bit of mucus and lots of pouches, but not sure she can jump around to much. Well at least not after you got done with her

Niiiiiiiiice!!!!

 

[Randy]

You're just seeing this now Max?

 

[MaxMirkin]

I've been stuck under...THAT, for a while.

 

[Randy]

Are those bubbles I see coming up from the waters?