Mighty genitalia

[withoutrulers]

What's your favorite nickname for your shame down under? Don't spare the vulgar details, or it's shinshi shinshi for you.

 

[unclem]

my gear! lol.

 

[withoutrulers]

I like to call mine my baby momma drama.

 

[Dark Geared God]

my favorite sock puppet

 

[theCaptn']

phar lap

 

[withoutrulers]

phar lap

We're gonna need an explanation for this one. Sounds a little jewish

 

[theCaptn']

google effstick

 

[withoutrulers]

google effstick

Found it. Apparently this is a slang term for dinky dickalitis. I wish to extend my deepest condolences, I'm sorry for your loss
Maybe this will help: Male Inadequacy Support Group

 

[needtogetaas]

My super mod stick. Giving out 10 point infractions to pussy all day.

 

[withoutrulers]

My super mod stick. Giving out 10 point infractions to pussy all day.

Is this a pot shot at those scholars/saints over at anabolic minds?

 

[ceazur]

I just call it my dick, but your ole lady calls it spidey.. It's super strong, shoots web, and can always find a wall.

 

[withoutrulers]

I just call it my dick, but your ole lady calls it spidey.. It's super strong, shoots web, and can always find a wall.

Very nice, glad my old lady and you get along so well, hope you payed her, cause if the bitch don't bring my money, somebody's gettin the pimphand

 

[ceazur]

Very nice, glad my old lady and you get along so well, hope you payed her, cause if the bitch don't bring my money, somebody's gettin the pimphand

Paid her? That bitch paid me.

 

[Captn'stabbin]

the gift giver....

 

[withoutrulers]

that's cause your pussy is the best in town, who wouldn't pay you? Did she give you the ram rod? That's what she likes to call HER dick.

 

[ceazur]

that's cause your pussy is the best in town, who wouldn't pay you? Did she give you the ram rod? That's what she likes to call HER dick.

Naw, I didn't get a turn. She was too busy swallowing glass fulls of jizz.

 

[withoutrulers]

Naw, I didn't get a turn. She was too busy swallowing glass fulls of jizz.

Glass fulls of jizz? sounds like you got a lot a dudes over at your place. SAUSAGE PARTY OVER HERE Y'ALL!

 

[withoutrulers]

You all will now refer to my crotch as the "HAMMER OF THE GODS" any failure to do so will result in complete anal destruction.
Mjöllnir

 

[Diablo1990]

Nessy the Lochness Monster

 

[superted]

"The Champ"

Never met a chick that went home unhappy

 

[superted]

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[unclem]

i seen i picture of a guy who over time injected his penis with synthol and got to big he couldnt get a bonner. he had to wait 2 yrs for it , his dick, to work again and hes lucky he could of fucked his piece up permanently.

 

[KelJu]

I call my penis a penis.

 

[withoutrulers]

I call my penis a penis.

Why do you continue to breath?

 

[iceman816]

CLUB

 

[cheappinz]

my girlfriend likes to say "roast beef" or the beef curtains. she's funny--likes a little extra down there. I've heard cookie a million times...gumdrop is cute.

 

[jmorrison]

Jabba.

Also I used to have it pierced and I had this barbell that had eyes on the ends and my ex called in "The Hippo".

 

[withoutrulers]

my girlfriend likes to say "roast beef" or the beef curtains. she's funny--likes a little extra down there. I've heard cookie a million times...gumdrop is cute.

I like describing a beat up vag as the "big montana". Any one of the sandwich names at arby's will do though.

 

[lnvanry]

I like describing a beat up vag as the "big montana". Any one of the sandwich names at arby's will do though.

That used to be my go to sandwich in high school

 

[cheappinz]

lol funny...hippo. hippos are viscious. that could be a warning. lol