More odd locker room behavior

[Du]

It sounds like almost ALL locker rooms are about the same...Ive learned which old dudes show up at certain times and try to avoid locker room encounters. AND, whats with the naked dudes sitting NAKED BUTT and all on the benches in front of the lockers. Oh no, they cant sit on thier towels, they cant put on their undies first...nope just plop that bare butt right down where the next fifteen guys will be sitting I guess. Naked old dudes are weird.

Everyone should put their feet all over the benches.... the old guys would be bound to get athletes foot on their asscrack.

 

[Tha Don]

Yeah, I work out at a Bally's. My wife tells me the women have individual stalls... the guys don't! There are two Bally gyms where I'm at--they're thirty seconds away from each other. One has a shower that looks like it used to be a gas chamber.

sounds like my old school showers, the head PE teacher would force us all to shower, it used to be mad, about 7 showers and 20-25 of us kids all been forced in there at the same time by this mean ass PE teacher, but he was a HUGE guy (rugby player) so we wouldn't mess or else we'd be used as tackle bags for the rugby teams training sessions

 

[musclepump]

sounds like my old school showers, the head PE teacher would force us all to shower, it used to be mad, about 7 showers and 20-25 of us kids all been forced in there at the same time by this mean ass PE teacher, but he was a HUGE guy (rugby player) so we wouldn't mess or else we'd be used as tackle bags for the rugby teams training sessions

Large gay men are frightening

 

[Island Roots]

Everyone should put their feet all over the benches.... the old guys would be bound to get athletes foot on their asscrack.

Haha

 

[maniclion]

Ever thought that he's an "air-dry" person and he was in a rush?

 

[westb51]

i think old people do that to fuck with us.

when i become an old bastard i want to do the same thing. i'm not sure if i could top the blow drying anus though.

 

[da jock]

I just joined Golds again & guys of all ages shower 15>80, but yeah- usually its the genuine senior citizens that saunter about naked. Not that I really care, a locker room is a locker room. I have seen guys blow drying their packages as well, I think "I would be embarassed to just stand there"...how wet can your package get!!

 

[ZECH]

I hear stories about old naked guys at the Y from a couple guys I work with. A couple older gentlemen that work with us go there, and I hear they walk around naked and want to talk to you. One even invited a friend of mine(35) to go to the sauna with him! I can guarentee the older man went naked. I could care less, but why do I want to see? Get dressed and be done with it.

 

[ChrisROCK]

I see this kind of stuff all the time..and it's definitely strange. Just the other day some guy was in the sink area drying off...older guy. He throws one leg up on the counter....his sac hanging low as can be...and he slings a gym towel underneath and grabs it from the front side...and proceeds to dry his crack and balls with long back and forth strokes with the towel. Not a pretty sight! And we use these same towels in the gym... ugh!

 

[Witmaster]

...And we use these same towels in the gym... ugh!

Not any more we don't!

 

[phantom76]

One thing that annoys me no end in the change room are the old dudes that take forever to do anything. And they do it all naked And then they just sit on the bench and look around, it's life hell can't you be getting dressed or anything? Noone wants to see that

 

[musclepump]

There's a sign at my gym that says, "Bathing suits MUST be worn in Sauna" and yet it seems like everyone over the age of 50 ignores it and goes in naked.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

I don't know. Never has bothered me. Been showering with dudes in one big room since 7th grade ( freshment this year ). None of us care really, we work together, play together ( in a heterosexual way ), and show together. Very bonding exprience - creates team commradre?

p.s. this is his bro

 

[maniclion]

You guy's sound disappointed, like you'd rather have naked young men hanging around the locker room

Your stories make having a home gym so worth the space and money.

 

[DOMS]

You guy's sound disappointed, like you'd rather have naked young men hanging around the locker room

Your stories make having a home gym so worth the space and money.

Amen to that.

 

[TheCurse]

the other day there was this dude standing there watching some game on the tv buck naked except for his socks and sneakers. for the whole time i was in there. i think he had his hands on his hips too.

 

[WilliamB]

I don't know. Never has bothered me. Been showering with dudes in one big room since 7th grade ( freshment this year ). None of us care really, we work together, play together ( in a heterosexual way ), and show together. Very bonding exprience - creates team commradre?

p.s. this is his bro

Suuuuuuuure

 

[mrguy]

That's why shaving your ass is so important!!

He must of had a hairy ass like bigfoot!

How you kept a straight face, I'll never know!

 

[mrguy]

what the fuck. why do old men INSIST on getting naked at the gym? I never see anyone under 40 yrs old naked in the locker room. Is it really that hard to go home and shower? Apparently it isn't, because everyone 39 years old or younger goes home to do it. And why do they just stand around? I mean, I would have no problem getting naked in a locker room, but I would certainly get dressed quickly.

not that it bothers me that much, I just don't look in their direction; but it is kind of obserd when you think about it.

I'm 41 and would never under any circumstances take my clothes off in a gym locker room. Someone could dump horse manure on me in the gym, and I'd go home to shower.

In fact, I don't even go to the locker room any more. I store my keys in my walkman case. The last time I was in there it gave me a CREEPY feeling seeing a bunch of old fucks (Older than me at least) walking around with the wango tango hanging out. WTF

 

[kicka19]

we need an only dude to tell us on this message board why they do it, there must be a reason, while that reason sucks i need to know what makes grown do shit like this

 

[da jock]

I don't know. Never has bothered me. Been showering with dudes in one big room since 7th grade ( freshment this year ). None of us care really, we work together, play together ( in a heterosexual way ), and show together. Very bonding exprience - creates team commradre? p.s. this is his bro

Right...At my old gym there were these 4 latino guys, maybe bro's who lifted/spotted together all the time & showered together, they were always talking & joking...I would say most guys seem comfortable under this situation rather than "creeped" out. Even when I was a geeky punk rock kid, when I lifted or did intramural sports the jocks (or non-geeks) couldn't care less about talking, changing,etc. *I* was self-consious though , as those guys usually gave me grief!!

 

[gssmith]

You shower after working out so your groin area dosen't turn into a fungal jungle! Keep a towel in front of you and your eyes up. If you can't handle talking to another man in the locker room without your eyes wandering or feeling gay, the problem is yours not his.
Buncha frigin whiney pissants...

 

[GFR]

Might not be odd but it pissed me off........
Had this Mexican guy spot me on bench last week.....he was the strongest guy around at the time so I thought he might be able to spot me without getting me killed....
Anyway I had on 295 and did 5 or 6 reps and my left peck cramped up, I told him to take the weight but he didnt understand?????? Fuck..........so I had to push it up by myself and that was the end of my chest day.................also before that set he had me spot him......he was benching 275......did 3 reps then had me help him with 5 more...WTF is that?

 

[Nachez]

Home Gym

You guy's sound disappointed, like you'd rather have naked young men hanging around the locker room

Your stories make having a home gym so worth the space and money.

This makes me glad I got a bowflex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though showing with a bunch of men dont bother me one bit I was int he army

u get used of group showers
with hundreds of men in basic training and AIT.

 

[soxmuscle]

People don't want so shower at home because its an inconvenience and you feel great once you leave. Whenever I leave the gym after I've showered and everything, you just feel excellent. You don't have to shit, you don't have to piss, you're clean, youre on your workout high, you smell good...

It's just great.

 

[cheesegrater]

ya know why old dues walk around the locker room naked........once gravity starts taking hold the only time they ever see their dicks is when there's a mirror....they're just getting reacquainted with an old friend.

 

[KEFE]

YMCA cost like $500 for 2 . I went when i was little for only a week tho .A old man was naked in ther it was gay then a lil kid locked his stuff in a open locker and walked naked

 

[nmuriqi]

That's why shaving your ass is so important!!

He must of had a hairy ass like bigfoot!

How you kept a straight face, I'll never know!

Dude, you shave your ass?

 

[Super Hulk]

I walk into the locker room last night to get changed, and there was an old naked guy standing there. Not a big deal. They are in there every day. But this guy had a hair dryer propped up on the counter, he was bent over in front of it, and HE WAS BLOWDRYING HIS ANUS!

I wish I was making this up.

WTF is wrong with people!?

tell him to SHAVE IS HAIRY WET ASS HAIRS.

 

[splach]

ROFLMAO Super Hulk... Read your goals first and your sig had me rolling.