I don't have any nekkid stories but I use my own weights on the back porch, there's essentially storm windows across the back so you can see in. I have my birds out there most of the year, which consist of a bunch of smaller birds and Ollie the African Grey and Houdini the Senegal. When I work out I usually open the cage door and they will climb out and hang out on the top of the cage, watching me and out the window. I have a light curtain covering part of the windows so no one sees me, but I open it sometimes to let the birds see more of the yard.
So I've been doing this for a few months now, think my form is OK, but in between sets I get bored. I'm used to constant movement (aerobics, running). So I sing and dance with the birds. Sometimes they participate. Included are "bird movements" like bobbing one's head up and down at various rates of speed, and playing "chase" with Ollie which involves karate sounds and huffing and puffing and grabbing at her tail while she tries to "bite" me.
Well one day I look out the windows and there's a few guys sitting on top of a neighbor's shed having lunch (neighbors were having work done), and watching. Too far away to judge facial expressions. I calmly moved my self back behind the curtain and finished my workout. The birds were probably wondering why I didn't finish "chase" that day.
I now make sure the curtain's shut.