My chick has lost her mind !

[Retlaw]

After being a married pig for 20 yrs and banging hundreds of skanks, I think Im ready to settle down, I been with my current girl about a year,( 9 on the 10 scale) Im being faithful and love her to death. So now they think they got you right ? My girl stays with me on weekends and we do fun shit, today she calls me and says... Ret Saturday why dont we go to the Salvation Army shopping, we can hit a few of them ?? Please Ret, Im sick of going to the beach, the lake and doing what you want all the time ! And starts fucking bitching if we dont do this , she is not coming over tonite. No pussy ,Not good, Now its supposed to be 100 fucking degrees Sat and this is the last fucking place on earth I want to be How the fuck and what the fuck am I going to do to get out of this bullshit, What would you do ??

 

[independent]

Whats wrong with the lake or the beach? Salvation Army? I could understand the mall. Yes shes going crazy.

 

[malk]

Get her over and fill her up on vodka and other drug's,that should leave tomorrow open for the
beach,and other important stuff.

 

[custom]

After being a married pig for 20 yrs and banging hundreds of skanks, I think Im ready to settle down, I been with my current girl about a year,( 9 on the 10 scale) Im being faithful and love her to death. So now they think they got you right ? My girl stays with me on weekends and we do fun shit, today she calls me and says... Ret Saturday why dont we go to the Salvation Army shopping, we can hit a few of them ?? Please Ret, Im sick of going to the beach, the lake and doing what you want all the time ! And starts fucking bitching if we dont do this , she is not coming over tonite. No pussy ,Not good, Now its supposed to be 100 fucking degrees Sat and this is the last fucking place on earth I want to be How the fuck and what the fuck am I going to do to get out of this bullshit, What would you do ??

Time to call some of the boys and head down to Jenkinson's....lol

 

[adwal99]

tell her to go to the salvation army by herself while your scopin out chicks at the beach!

 

[ctr10]

Ret why the hell does she want to go to the Salvation Army for, I don't know brother that could be a Red Flag!

 

[DOBE]

If you dig this chick, then just suck it up and do it and stop whining like a bitch. Yes she's lost her mind but all chicks are wacked.

 

[Retlaw]

Time to call some of the boys and head down to Jenkinson's....lol

Thats what Im thinking !

 

[Retlaw]

If you dig this chick, then just suck it up and do it and stop whining like a bitch. Yes she's lost her mind but all chicks are wacked.

Umm.. Yeah buddy you think there's ac in those shit holes ? Fucking crack head bitches will be eyeing up my weiner and muscles and stealing my rims off my truck ! Bad idea !

 

[Retlaw]

Ret why the hell does she want to go to the Salvation Army for, I don't know brother that could be a Red Flag!

Just to break my balls ! Why else

 

[independent]

I would go to the salvation army with her and start picking out nasty clothes for her and some crap for her house. Last time she will ever take you there.

 

[Wanna_B_Bigger]

Look on the bright side, you can probably pick up some cheap second hand (or third or fourth) sex toys from the Salvation Army. Just brush the crabs and scabs off and they'll be good to go.

 

[secdrl]

My old roommate got his entire bedroom suite from the Salvation Army. Didn't spend more than 75.00

 

[heckler7]

theres a salvation army in Atlantic city, hit the beach during the day and the army in the evening or morning. your welcome

 

[rage racing]

Post nudes.....that will teach her.

 

[squigader]

Just go with her and enjoy it. You can't win 100% of the time. It's a relationship, she does stuff for you that you like, you do some stuff she likes.

My old roommate got his entire bedroom suite from the Salvation Army. Didn't spend more than 75.00

You could do this. Buy things you need or think you need so she doesn't go out later wanting to spend hundreds or thousands on new shit. Besides, you could always find some good shirts or something to rip the sleeves off of and use as workout shirts.

 

[coolhandjames]

Well first off i'd stop having my girl refer to me as Ret.

 

[charley]

I'd go with the flow, you really can't fight 'em......what ever makes them happy..... an that's that.......it won't kill ya...[but it might lol]

 

[Watson]

good booty is worth eating some shit for bro, be a good guy and take her there, she might throw u something shes been holding back that night

 

[DetMuscle]

Every chick has lost their mind. Finding one that has lost it the least, is the trick

 

[HialeahChico305]

Every chick has lost their mind. Finding one that has lost it the least, is the trick

well said chief

 

[tommygunz]

Sounds like this could score you the "extra special bonus sex", just say'n. Oh yeah and she's def lost her freak'n mind.

 

[Coop817]

you should murder her.

 

[charley]

Sounds like this could score you the "extra special bonus sex", just say'n. Oh yeah and she's def lost her freak'n mind.

Tommy......by that do you mean... that just maybe ...she'll let me fuck her best girlfiend?????????????

 

[theCaptn']

You should do as you're damn well told retlaw!