I had an ex girlfriend say that to me about two years ago. Im up at the Ale House having a few drinks, and she comes walking in, she looks at me and is like" are you taking steroids your getting too big"? At first I was thinking hey whatever, until she say pulls the old," you used to be so ripped and hot, what are you taking? She pats my stomach and says," what happened to your body, Youve gotten a little fat"? Now Im pissed a little! I should point out that I hadnt seen her in about two years. Well, me being the quit witted asshole that I am, responds with a pat on her stomach and I say" hey I was gonna ask you the same thing, what happened you used to be fucking hot, have you gained weight? She storms off pissed off, and sits next to some abercrombie wearing skinny looking preppy dude. My boys started laughing, which in turn made me laugh. The point of the story is dont talk shit if you cant handle shit being talked back at you!! yes, I was on a cycle at the time....
preach it brother
