4 times today, I figured this would slow down a bit as I got older. From everyone else, I assumed I would drop from a 4 times a day problem to a 2 times a week problem. The only change I have seen is that the days where 10 times a day happens no longer exist, but I still stick right to the average. I'm surprised my hand hasn't formed into a viscious claw.
I blame freely accessible internet porn.
I blame freely accessible internet porn.