Need to be pumped for date Friday night!

[assassin]

Anyway, the guy who says ice cream is a bad choice is correct.

ooo that's mee

Here is how to make a woman want a second date with you: Listen very attentively to everything she says.

I even fall for this when I know guys are doing it intentionally...Women just love to talk, it's a biological fact.

And don't talk to much about yourself, make her ask questions, give a short answer and follow with a question about her. One thing I hate on a date is when a guy sounds like he's doing a comercial -for himself.

Just act attentive. Yeah, and I'd hold off on the flowers...The second date is a better time for those.

VanessaNicole

ummm thnx for the good info ........

 

[NeilPearson]

"While women are interested in looks to some degree, they are MORE interested in how you make them feel."


I get it now. Thanks. Makes sense. I know this isn't a dating site, but how do you do this exactly? They also like a$$ holes who don't really care how they feel. My experience anyway. Tough decision.

... They like guys that make them feel something. To a degree it doesn't matter if they make them feel good or frustrated. As long as they are creating an emotional response in the girl, she can interpret it as attraction.

 

[NeilPearson]

dont get her anything, she wont like u if its your first date. Wait for the 2nd for date for the presents. just be gentle and happy.

wait for Christmas for presents... otherwise don't waste your money. Presents are not going to make a girl like you any more.

 

[NeilPearson]

Wait till never to give gifts.....gifts are only for your wife.

I don't even get my wife Christmas presents

 

[seth042280]

Awww...I think this is so cute! :::sigh:::

Anyway, the guy who says ice cream is a bad choice is correct. What you need is high density, but fat free starches. You don't want to store fat, ya know?

And as a girl, I don't think I'd notice something so minor...I mean if you had a beer gut or something or were super skinny I'd notice that...

I would however think it was so cute if a guy carbo-loaded to look all pumped up before our date...Awww...

Here is how to make a woman want a second date with you: Listen very attentively to everything she says.

I even fall for this when I know guys are doing it intentionally...Women just love to talk, it's a biological fact.

And don't talk to much about yourself, make her ask questions, give a short answer and follow with a question about her. One thing I hate on a date is when a guy sounds like he's doing a comercial -for himself.

Just act attentive. Yeah, and I'd hold off on the flowers...The second date is a better time for those.

Goodluck, you little cutie....(Sorry, I can't help it...)

VanessaNicole

ok so hypothetically is this how one would win you over ?

 

[VanessaNicole]

... They like guys that make them feel something. To a degree it doesn't matter if they make them feel good or frustrated. As long as they are creating an emotional response in the girl, she can interpret it as attraction.

Well, maybe, but this won't work with all emotional responses...Don't piss her off or anything.

VanessaNicole

 

[VanessaNicole]

ok so hypothetically is this how one would win you over ?

Well...Nah...

It's all about who a guy is, it's not that much about how they act or what they do.

They gotta be themselves, and I gotta like who they are...

But this would probably buy them more time to prove themselves to me.

VanessaNicole

 

[MCx2]

Above and beyond all this advice it boils down to one thing. Confidence. Consciously or not, women see right through a guy with no confidence. If women think YOU think you're the shit, most likely THEY'LL think you're the shit. I know plenty of ugly, broke ass fools that pull major booty simply because they are to ignorant to realize they aren't "The shit".

 

[NeilPearson]

Well, maybe, but this won't work with all emotional responses...Don't piss her off or anything.

VanessaNicole

Pissing them off isn't a good idea. There is a difference between keeping them frustrated and wondering and pissing them off. It can be a fine line though.

 

[jasone]

Just tell her you ate ice cream for her but don't eat it. She will say in girly voice "I would however think it was so cute if a guy carbo-loaded to look all pumped up before our date...Awww..." Genius, you get the girl without getting fat.



One thing, don't walk around with your chest out like you think your big. Looks kind of silly. Just relax and hopefully she will too.

Awww...I think this is so cute! :::sigh:::

Anyway, the guy who says ice cream is a bad choice is correct. What you need is high density, but fat free starches. You don't want to store fat, ya know?

And as a girl, I don't think I'd notice something so minor...I mean if you had a beer gut or something or were super skinny I'd notice that...

I would however think it was so cute if a guy carbo-loaded to look all pumped up before our date...Awww...

Here is how to make a woman want a second date with you: Listen very attentively to everything she says.

I even fall for this when I know guys are doing it intentionally...Women just love to talk, it's a biological fact.

And don't talk to much about yourself, make her ask questions, give a short answer and follow with a question about her. One thing I hate on a date is when a guy sounds like he's doing a comercial -for himself.

Just act attentive. Yeah, and I'd hold off on the flowers...The second date is a better time for those.

Goodluck, you little cutie....(Sorry, I can't help it...)

VanessaNicole

 

[god hand]

If women think YOU think you're the shit, most likely THEY'LL think you're the shit.

 

[Seanp156]

this thread is fucking hilarious

 

[ironman512]

you bro to sum up evryones responses bicep curls= pretty girls

 

[leg_press]

Kinda dumb, but important to me. I am seeing this girl on Friday night and I want to know when I should lift and eat a gallon of ice cream (for carb explosion).
I have Thur or Fri only to lift. Should I go heavy on Thur. and start eating the ice cream all day and into Friday or should I lift Friday (a.m.) and start eating the ice cream?

The last time I looked really pumped was when I lifted on a Friday and started eating ice cream for the rest of the day and into breakfast Sat. I exploded Sat afternoon with vascularity and size. Awesome. Anyway, I am very cut but flat/smooth since my last refeed. I don't want to come into Friday night, smooth. This isn't really a contest Q or dieting Q so i posted it here. How do I time this? Oh, is water or salt an issue? Also, when do i do my workout before fri.?

Thanks

This is a wind up right ?

 

[CowPimp]

Don't worry about getting pumped. Just slip some GHB in her martini and she's all yours.

 

[Seanp156]

 

[P-funk]

Don't worry about getting pumped. Just slip some GHB in her martini and she's all yours.

No Joke! this trick works on Dale everytime.

 

[CowPimp]

No Joke! this trick works on Dale everytime.

I think he's working up a tolerance though. I had to double dose him last time.

 

[P-funk]

I think he's working up a tolerance though. I had to double dose him last time.

No matter what always make sure you double wrap though!! You don't know how many guys have been up that butthole.

 

[Dale Mabry]

No Joke! this trick works on Dale everytime.

Until I found this in his sock drawer...

I guess this is how he gets pumped up for a date.

 

[CowPimp]

Until I found this in his sock drawer...

I guess this is how he gets pumped up for a date.

Pfft. Mine's electric. Get out of the fucking stone age with your manual penis pumps already.

 

[Dale Mabry]

Pfft. Mine's electric. Get out of the fucking stone age with your manual penis pumps already.

P-funk likes the forearm workout...His pinky and the bottom of his palm get the brunt of the work from masturbation...

 

[P-funk]

Pfft. Mine's electric. Get out of the fucking stone age with your manual penis pumps already.

whatever bro.....how do you think i got all my grip strength?

 

[CowPimp]

P-funk likes the forearm workout...His pinky and the bottom of his palm get the brunt of the work from masturbation...

Clever small penis joke. Touche.

 

[P-funk]

P-funk likes the forearm workout...His pinky and the bottom of his palm get the brunt of the work from masturbation...

damn it gaymabry, you BEAT me to it.

 

[CowPimp]

whatever bro.....how do you think i got all my grip strength?

Have you seen the new Captains of Crush penis pumps? Enlarge your penis if you can generate 200 pounds of clamping force! It's the CoCk series.

 

[Dale Mabry]

P-funk doesn't know this, but after he pumped himself up with it and went to take a shit, I sat on that motherfucker.

Back to topic...Oh wait, the topic was ghey...Nevermind.

 

[P-funk]

Back to topic...Oh wait, the topic was ghey...Nevermind.

 

[shiznit2169]

Are you guys ok? Usually this is something Kenwood or Bigdyl should be doing. Instead, we have 3 mods talking about penis gadgets and whatnot.

 

[Dale Mabry]

don't be hatin