Need to be pumped for date Friday night!

[AKIRA]

if u want to look pumped after a low carb diet so raise ur carb intake for day before and this will fill ur muscles with glycogen and u'll carry some additional water ice cream is a very bad choice because it is loaded with fats and this is a bad combination simple carb + fats = fat storage

Holy fucking shit. A little punctuation is all I ask.

 

[Seanp156]

Holy fucking shit. A little punctuation is all I ask.

He's not from a primarily english speaking country as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

 

[assassin]

He's not from a primarily english speaking country as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

true

 

[assassin]

Holy fucking shit. A little punctuation is all I ask.

sorry i smoke dope before posting

 

[AKIRA]

He's not from a primarily english speaking country as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

Oh.

 

[assassin]

Oh.

look at my location , cairo

 

[Mike Tuvre USA]

Thanks for all the replies. I came in pumped and very vascular on Friday night after a gallon of fat free ice cream on Thurs, and an apple fritter on Friday (am). Only prob was it was cold and I never got my shirt off. Maybe next time.

 

[Adamjs]

Thanks for all the replies. I came in pumped and very vascular on Friday night after a gallon of fat free ice cream on Thurs, and an apple fritter on Friday (am). Only prob was it was cold and I never got my shirt off. Maybe next time.

 

[assassin]

THE END

 

[bigss75]

Thanks for all the replies. I came in pumped and very vascular on Friday night after a gallon of fat free ice cream on Thurs, and an apple fritter on Friday (am). Only prob was it was cold and I never got my shirt off. Maybe next time.

You seriously do this every friday?

 

[Adamjs]

^ well he sounds like he's prepping for next time. I think the fact he's managed to get a next time without requiring all the effort at all should indicate that it's a waste of time but history always repeats itself - just look at the war in Iraq.

But i digress - - if there actually is one.

 

[Mike Tuvre USA]

Throughout the summer I will maintain my cut and try to "show" when a date or weekend at the beach occurs (not every week). I will time it better next time by monitoring salt and water earlier in the week (as others have suggested), and experiment with different carbs for loading. No doughnuts next time. Fat free ice cream is good. Actually, I am seeing the same girl on Sat. so I have some work to do, but this thread won't be updated weekly.

 

[bigss75]

What if this girl surprises you on like a tuesday will you rush to eat your ice cream. If she doesnt like you because you arent comletely pumped then she isnt worth dating, maybe a piece of tail but no real relationship

 

[juggernaut]

this is without a doubt the dumbest thread I ever came across. And I've said some dumb shit before.

 

[dontsurfonmytur]

cmon dude flowers aint going to do shit trust me creamcheese bagels are great didnt u ever have one?

funniest thing i've ever read on this forum

 

[juggernaut]

Guys, the last thing you want to do is "court" a girl by buying her all these gifts and kissing ass. It's a sure thing she will continue to use you and will never sleep with you because of this.

agreed. Just whip out your dingaling and smack her in the ear with it. It's always worked for me.

 

[goob]

cynical cynical MW pro, but almost hit the nail on the head, especially with girls round here. Women lke a challenge too, so be a little distant and dark, but you got to make her feel theres noone else in the room Que intense look
And be funny and flipant, surprise and creative (convsational )thinking are always winners. (If the girls got any brains anyway) Good luck, if all else fails get the shots on the go.....