now i need to take a few minutes and go call my friends and family and tell them i FINALLY have the answer to why the victoria's secret people weren't knocking down my door asking me to be in their catalog. why god damn it i don't know how i didn't see this before . fat... can you believe it? i had no idea. i thought i was a size two. no wonder those damn pants don't fit. i feel so enlightened. i guess the puss faced little cocksucker wasn't completely useless.