Nice ways to say youre stupid

[Mudge]

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

An experiment in artificial stupidity

A few beers short of a six-pack

Dumber than a box of hair

A few peas short of a casserole

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

One taco short of a combo plate

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer

The cheese slid off the cracker

Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

Forgot to pay his brain bill

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

If he had another brain it would be lonely

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full pouch

Skylight leaks a little

Slinky's kinked

Surfing in Nebraska

Too much yardage between the goal posts

 

[J'Bo]

intellectually challenged

 

[Arnold]

a few beans short of a burrito!

 

[MikeKy]

Lights are on, but no ones home.

 

[maniclion]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
If brains were wood his pet termite would starve.

 

[maniclion]

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

The tank is empty, the battery is dead, the driveshaft has rusted through.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train.

The starting gate is open, but he's still asking directions.

 

[maniclion]

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

Depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

When they handed out brains, thought they said "drains" and didn't want one.

If he were any dimmer, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

His one neuron is getting mighty lonely.

The last one out of the starting gate.

Nearly starved to death following the instructions "Lather, rinse, repeat."

A 6-pack of brains, but without the plastic net to hold them together.

Always the last to laugh.

Has no communicable ideas.

Is reality impaired.

The brightness knob is set to low.

On the road of life he's the one going the other way.

His ignorance is exceeded only by his stupidity.

Still trying to figure out that one about the chicken and the road.

Out of his depth in a wading pool.

Has yet to master the soup spoon.

Prime candidate for natural de-selection.

His brain is so powerful no thoughts can penetrate.

 

[maniclion]

Got fired by M&M for throwing away all the W's.

 

[maniclion]

Is so dense, light bends around him.

Has a photographic memory, with no film and the lens cap glued on.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and he can't tell the difference

If brains were dynamite, he would not have enough to sneeze.