Nohe stats.

[D-Lats]

Post up your best Nohefagget stats like he did in his Raws log.
I will start this off.
5'13"
237lbs
23%bf
I've competed for 35 years at superheavy but this year I'm dropping down to lightweight.
Squat 875
Bench 450
Dead lift 1200
Meal 1
8 chicken breast
2lb yam
Meal 2
3 cocks
1 muscletech shake
Meal 3
2whole chickens
1 dudes rectum
Meal4
Mostly fromunda cheese and ky jelly
K guys off to the spa lady to throw the big pinks around

 

[SloppyJ]

Round 2... DING DING

 

[skinnyguy180]

Shouldnt we make this thread like a group therapy for him??

"Hi my name is noheboner and I and i make asinine claims with no attemp to back them up and I need help"

 

[D-Lats]

Feel free brother! It's not like he will show us up with amazing photos of himself to shut us up:0 bwahahaaaa!!!

 

[D-Lats]

Somebody start a free giveaway thread and watch this fucken weasel beg!! He doesn't miss a single chance the old broke cunt.

 

[azza1971]

Nohs stats the inbred fuck

age:unknown
status: very single, but enjoys safe sex with animals
lies: often
race: fat samoan fuck
weight 350
BF 100 percent
lifts are in ounces
bench 15 ounces
bicep curl 3 ounces
squat when uses toilet
deadlift 1 foot at a time
military press no he’s in the academy
tricep kickbacks 1 bag of doritoes
kettlebell stats, sorry still have 1 in his ass

diet
daily calorie allowance
2 pounds of grits
3 gallon horse piss
2 quarts of gay but cum
gear yes plenty and its all free, send me some.
his timetable doesnt allow him much time away from computer so works out in his basement

goal in life is to be owned off every internet forum he has been on.

 

[azza1971]

Somebody start a free giveaway thread and watch this fucken weasel beg!! He doesn't miss a single chance the old broke cunt.

done, now start posting in it

 

[theCaptn']

 

[Captn'stabbin]

where does one get a 2lb yam...

 

[D-Lats]

where does one get a 2lb yam...

Out of Nohes wife Ass?

 

[Captn'stabbin]

Out of Nohes wife Ass?

that motherfucker ain't married..He's full blown gay...

 

[withoutrulers]

pretty funny nohe ownage. Perhaps this can be stickied at MD?

 

[Captn'stabbin]

He gets under a lot of peoples skin, so he's good in my book....

 

[Noheawaiian]

I fail to realize how a bunch of croch munching closet faggot retards gathering and repetitively circle jerking about the same fucking joke can own anything more than a piece of blood and shit glued to a block of petrified frozen semen...

 

[theCaptn']

He gets under a lot of peoples skin, so he's good in my book....

+1

 

[azza1971]

I fail to realize how a bunch of croch munching closet faggot retards gathering and repetitively circle jerking about the same fucking joke can own anything more than a piece of blood and shit glued to a block of petrified frozen semen...

ramblings of a insane roid rager who has free gear and no pics to show his fat Hawain/Samoan.Native American pimple faced asshole???...

 

[D-Lats]

ramblings of a insane roid rager who has free gear and no pics to show his fat Hawain/Samoan.Native American pimple faced asshole???...

Native American lol!! He went from begging for booze and smokes to gears and dick! What a fucken skid mark on the underwear of society!
Nohes rants are warn out and weak like his giant poop shoot, "gaped ass fagget insane putrid petrie dish bloody semen 700g of protein lightweight loves penis fucked Apie got ass raped by withoutrulers Azza salad tossing frienless lieing gear thief bitch. Bwahhahahaa! Cut and paste Nohesuckinhisowncock rant!! Pull the plug old fuck do everyone a favor

 

[azza1971]

exfuckinactly, he is almost the way of the dodo, extinct piece of camel puss……maybe he will wake up one morning and decide, hey i really am an assclown, oh well better kill myself…..

 

[D-Lats]

exfuckinactly, he is almost the way of the dodo, extinct piece of camel puss??????maybe he will wake up one morning and decide, hey i really am an assclown, oh well better kill myself???..

We can only hope

 

[Killermonkey]

Nice avatar d-latsky! Is that like your boyfriend or something?

 

[murf23]

Nohe's buddy BigBen sent me a pic of Nohe at home on the computer and I swore that I wouldnt post . But Im sorry Ben I cant help it . This pic was taking right b4 he stated his log . Im sure he looks a lot better now

 

[murf23]

Now after seeing him its easy to believe his diet on his log

 

[D-Lats]

Nice avatar d-latsky! Is that like your boyfriend or something?

Wow you are a bigger fucken retard than I thought!! Its Vince Mcmahon from the WWE You fucken hillbilly

 

[Killermonkey]

Note the sarcasm you dry unoriginal fuck!

 

[D-Lats]

Note the sarcasm you dry unoriginal fuck!

 

[Killermonkey]

So that's your boyfriend then?

 

[D-Lats]

Yes I have as many boyfriends as you and your father Nohe have gay jokes
Gather some new material your recycled bullshit is lame.

 

[Killermonkey]

Maybe you should learn some grammar and punctuation you dumb fuck. I would suggest watching an episode or two of Dora the explorer before replying to this- it will save you the embarrassment.

wned: again

 

[D-Lats]

this isnt a spelling bee fagget

 

[Noheawaiian]

this isnt a spelling bee fagget

I'd say the same thing if I couldn't be more literate than a homosexual middle-school dropout with a cock stuck up his throat, yet gayer....