objects

[maniclion]

I treat objects like women........, errrrrr....I mean I treat women like objects....

 

[Little Wing]

 

[Blackhorse]

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

 

[CORUM]

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

ALL BY THE POOL

 

[Little Wing]

i think he's posting from an asylum somewhere.

 

[Little Wing]

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

what is this sport called? extreme cow-cunting?

 

[T_man]

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

i'm glad for u. I'm sure it must be great to have a wife who gets more pleasure from vegetables & eggs than from your penis

 

[Blackhorse]

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

 

[IronAddict]

Dude, I mean really, isn't there something else on your mind....?

Corn cobs, bottles, eggs, Antonio Banderas... I've heard of being insatiable, but this is just ridiculous.

You may wanna have a serious conversation with your pool guy, the mail man, milk man etc, etc...

 

[Little Wing]

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

 

[Blackhorse]

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

 

[Little Wing]

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

what is the appeal of a baggy vagina?

have her stick 100 worms up there. she CAN do it so it must not be B.S.

how about a leprous detached penis?

 

[Blackhorse]

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

 

[Little Wing]

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

if by normal size you mean

then i believe you. and i have a feeling, as much as i loathe worms, i'd find your wife even grosser.

 

[Blackhorse]

Lunch surprise

Beautiful day in LA today so I thoughtI would go home for lunnch today. To my surprise I found my lovely wife lying out by our pool nude (as she almost always is), completely shaved, and totally oiled up. And believe it or not she was fucking herself with that baseball bat of mine! I let her finish then we had a nice lunch.

 

[Little Wing]

it's no fun to play with you anymore. you only know one song.

 

[CORUM]

little wing i will play with you, i know....... 2 songs!!!! LOL

 

[Little Wing]

 

[CORUM]

Lol

 

[maniclion]

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

"Like fucking a bucket of water" "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" "like Evil Knievel trying to jump the grand canyon, guaranteed to hit at least one side"

 

[Little Wing]

eavesdropping on the grown ups when they drank used to be a fine art when i was a kid and we heard some real zingers. like...

"you had to put a board across her ass to keep from falling in"

 

[Hoglander]

Poop feels nice going out. Has anyone put in the freezer and put it back in?

 

[DiGiTaL]

Why cant the real life ladies be as horny and interesting as the ladies on this forum

 

[petphotos]

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

Saw in one of the Emmanuel movies a scene in a strip club where this girl puts an egg in her pussy and then pushes it out. Love seeing things like that.

 

[petphotos]

Have an ex who loves to fuck herself with different objects. One favorite is using the handle of a wooden spoon. The handle is not skinny like some.

 

[petphotos]

Beautiful day in LA today so I thoughtI would go home for lunnch today. To my surprise I found my lovely wife lying out by our pool nude (as she almost always is), completely shaved, and totally oiled up. And believe it or not she was fucking herself with that baseball bat of mine! I let her finish then we had a nice lunch.

I remember a few years back seeing some pictures of a nice looking lady using the business end of a ball bat. Hot stuff.

Had one gf who had 5 kids vaginally, did objects once and a while and was still very tight.

Sorry, there are some of us who enjoy such things.

 

[petphotos]

My ex one time told me about her and a gf when they were 8, went and put hotdogs up their pussies. She still like putting things there besides a dick.