one of the coolest things i've heard a girl say

[CRASHMAN]

me: were going to go through alot of condoms

her: they better be flavored



coolest

 

[kuso]

You: run off to tell us about it.

Her: pissed off and goes home, leaving you alone with a pack of rain coats and a boner

 

[CRASHMAN]

no this was after the fact way after hahaha

 

[david]

Another CRASH scenario:


me: were going to go through alot of condoms

her: my boyfriend would like to use them on you as well!

 

[Crono1000]

me: G'morning babe.

her: Ohmygod what have I done???

 

[mmafiter]

Oh....I thought for you Crash, the coolest thing a girl would say would be:

Crash: Umm....I'm sorry.

Girl: It's ok, the female orgasm is over-rated anyway.

OR

Crash: *Looks lovingly at penis* "I call him "The lead pipe"

Girl: "I'd call him "The lead pencil."

 

[marshal959]

 

[david]

Good one, MMA! Something you experienced?!?!?!?!