Picture of Kobe's accuser!!!!!!

[Machine May]

"on a side note I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking, why is rubber's girlfriend standing up for him so much? c'mon MM, can't he speak for himself?"

What the hell are you talking about? That makes no sense in the context of what has appeared on this thread. If you're going to try your hand at juvenile insults, you should at least try to tie it in with something factual.

Since you don't know me (apparently), I will give you a break. I can assure you that you don't want to mix it up with me, either in person or online. In person, I am an accomplished fighter. (Just go to http://www.mma.tv if you don't believe me. You can ask any of the professional fighters there about me, and they will verify for you that I could kick the ass of 99.99% of the world if not more.) A battle of words and wit would likewise see you humiliated.

My work has been published online at http://www.haypenny.com if you don't believe me. In other words, I am a real life professional fighter.

Again, I realize that you didn't mean to kick over this hornet's nest so I'm going to cut you slack and show mercy. Additional violations of human decency may very well invoke a side of me that you won't like so much.

 

[Crono1000]

that's quite an impressive resume ya got there...

sounds like you're trying to compensate for something

 

[butterfly]

Originally posted by Rubber Raw
You forgot about my Kirk Douglas chin Butterfly. It doesn't suprise me to see you're already reacting to my sexual magnetisim. Meanwhile the men are reacting with caution as they should be.

I didn't comment on the chin cause I don't like it... just never liked those butt-hole chins as we call them

...and for the record, my hubby has way bigger and nicer arms then you... and I'll bet money his legs are bigger and stronger too.

You know the old saying "everything is bigger and better in Texas" is true

 

[Mudge]

This thread is entirely too funny. MM seems like a cool dude to me though.

 

[Machine May]

"sounds like you're trying to compensate for something"

Crono,

I am. I have a 1.5" penis.

 

[gr81]

Hey prince, do you see what the hell this board is being reduced to with these clowns taking over. what the fuck! I have never seen three people who make it such a priority to search for compliments and acceptance from people over the internet. this is pathetic.

 

[KataMaStEr]

LMAO you people crack me up. I wish 99.99% of the people on the internet were as hard as they advertise and 0.99% of members in this board.

 

[KataMaStEr]

By the way, they probably tried to find a bad picture of the girl, I would not complain getting that punany

 

[Machine May]

gr81,

I neither want nor need your acceptance. Please don't mistake my compassion for weakness. That, my friend, could very well be a dangerous mistake. I'm not some child to be trifled with. The streets are my playground and pit fights are my game.

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by Machine May
"sounds like you're trying to compensate for something"

Crono,

I am. I have a 1.5" penis.

your penis is 1.5 inches?

ok fine, you deserve to rant on your accomplishments then

 

[Machine May]

I'm not ashamed of my shortcomings, Crono (although some say I should be).

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Machine May
gr81,

I neither want nor need your acceptance. Please don't mistake my compassion for weakness. That, my friend, could very well be a dangerous mistake. I'm not some child to be trifled with. The streets are my playground and pit fights are my game.

See, what the fuck does that mean to me over the internet man, nothing! who fuckin cares. The only thing that is gonna result from you trying to boast to someone about how badass you are over the internet is you end up looking like a clown. Maybe you are a badass mo fo` and if so then great, more power to you man. but what do you want us to do, is that supposed to impress us or some shit. Just do your thing and go about your business. I have no beef with you bro, but no one cares about hearing people brag about their shit. I could talk about all the shit I have done and been into also. the people that know me as a person know I am hardcore and that is all that matters, what do you care about what people who have never met you think anyways.

 

[Machine May]

Here is what I took from your rant:

"I have no beef with you bro"

Translation: You are scared of me.

 

[Jonwell]

Looks like you punks are starting shit with the wrong man. May is a hardcore mother fucker, not some wimp keyboard warrior.

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Machine May
Here is what I took from your rant:

"I have no beef with you bro"

Translation: You are scared of me.

picture that, scared of what, are you gonna threaten me with computer screen words, oh no. I tried to be civil and mature with you but obviously that was over your head so I am not gonna participiate in this clown show with you two mental children. For people that care so much about what random internet people think of them, doesn't it bother you guys that everyone here thinks you are a bunch of insecure losers? I have nothing more to say to you, you aren't even on my level.

 

[Machine May]

LOL@the lame attempt to get out of this while saving what little face you can. I have seen it all and this cop-out doesn't surprise me in the least.

Like I said earlier, I can beat you online or in person.*


*To see my writing, please visit http://www.haypenny.com

 

[perfecto]

ure pretty ugly

 

[Crono1000]

my money's on gr8

 

[Machine May]

Since he has already chickened out, I'd say you lose.

But I am not here to fight with gr81. That incident is over. Let's all move on.

 

[Jonwell]

lol at the chickenshits on this board. Whether it is online or in person, these chumps just tap out.

 

[KataMaStEr]

Hey Jonwell, get off MM di*k

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Machine May
Like I said earlier, I can beat you online or in person.*

Is this some kind of joke, please explain to me how someone gets "beat" on the internet, are you gonna cyber fight me man. you are a pathetic little cyberthug talkin all sorts of shit and that talk means nothing b/c we will never see you back it up, so keep on talkin like a fool. Like I said, I could go on and on about what I am gonna do to you but it means nothing, how old are you anyways? you sound like you are in 6th grade bro, grow up. We all know how smart you and jonwell are, he has already pussed out of my challenge for him to debate me and prove he is smarter, a game you can beat someone at on the comp. Are you too pussy also.

Originally posted by Crono1000
my money's on gr8

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Jonwell
lol at the chickenshits on this board. Whether it is online or in person, these chumps just tap out.

hey jonwell, you have no room to talk. you already bitched out of my challenge. You are too much of a bitch to back up that shit you talk about how you are an expert, well prove it man. lets test your knowledge. otherwise shut your bitch ass mouth.

 

[Machine May]

At 8:50 PM, gr81 posted: "I have nothing more to say to you"

At 9:25 PM, gr81 posted (to me): "I could go on and on about what I am gonna do to you but it means nothing, how old are you anyways?"

Fellow Iron Magazine Forum friends, are we seeing the poster known as gr81 fall apart?

 

[gr81]

lol, ha ha

 

[Machine May]

If you want to find out more about me, just go to http://www.mma.tv and ask around. That way you can't say that it's just me talking. Ask some of the professional fighters there about me.

Unlike some people on this thread, I am willing to back up anything I say with action. I know that concept is foreign to most of you keyboard heroes, but it's how I live.

 

[Jonwell]

gr81 is obviously scared and trying to back out. Another internet troll notch on Machine's belt. gr81 I never backed down from you boy. I only do challenges with my fists. Can you dig that?

 

[Crono1000]

no

 

[TheGreatSatan]

"Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded"

 

[Fade]

Originally posted by Jonwell
Rubber Raw looks great. You may give him a 6 but he will give you 9.5 inches lollol. The man doesn't pull porn stars for nothing lady. I am going to refrain from posting my pics, as I don't want you falling in love. I've got enough girls around here stalking me.

Is that the same amount he gave you up the ass?