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[Burner02]

of your needle-like quality?
don't be silly, obie-won-pokey!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Hey, I cut it twice and it's still too small.

 

[Burner02]

that must have hurt!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Plastic butter knife.

 

[Burner02]

oh, the horror!
STOP!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Then apply lemon juice.

 

[Burner02]

I kinda like salt...it doesn't just evaporate and go away..

 

[TheGreatSatan]

What about gasoline?

Battery acid?

 

[Burner02]

for a flesh wound?
naw...would leave a scar...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

It'll be a good conversation piece.

 

[Burner02]

better have a god cover story...battery acid on face is pretty weak...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

What about astro-glide?

 

[Burner02]

whatever works, bro

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Prep. H?

 

[Burner02]

for a wound, or want to incour another one?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Nevermind.

I'm getting too confused.

 

[Burner02]

wahoo! one more hour and 15 minutes to go!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Do you sleep after this or what? I think I'll go workout.

 

[Burner02]

oh yeah...I'm done. Wake up around 2pm to do it all over again..too much fun for one mortal...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

luckily my gym is in my house. I can always stumble up the stairs to bed. The walk is my cardio.

 

[Burner02]

If I had a home gym, be a god place to hang laundry..

 

[Burner02]

..or keep my dust colletion in one place..

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Dude I'm such a post whore. I'm not you of course.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/top10posters.php

 

[Burner02]

ahhh, young grasshopper....keep posting. it is the way of the whore....
besides..must 'train' my replacement....my whorring days are numbered here....

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Far from being banned. You're a saint!

 

[Burner02]

oh, no..not banned, about to leave this cushy, posh, sit on my arse all night long job..to actually go and work...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I want no part of that.

 

[Burner02]

yeah..but my plan of world domination is about to commence...
now all I need is a hollow volcano and get some sharks with friggin lasers on them...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I just want post domination. Soon to pass Firestorm.

 

[Burner02]

already? that slacker...
you are lucky Dave isn't on...he rules this house...
he is the apex, the zenith and the alpha post whore...