OK, here are some tips on dealing with gas from eggs and protein shakes farts.
1. Blame it on the dog
2. For a real loud fart, explain that the house is settling.
3. Barking Spiders!
4.If you drop one while waiting in a line somewhere, turn and give some other person a dirty look.
5. For some good old fashion fun, let one rip in bed then pull the sheets over the girls head.
Your welcome.